The Max Payne movie adaptation has failed to impress critics after initial screenings.
Initial reviews are out on the new
Max Payne movie adaptation starring Max Wahlberg and the news isn't good - not that it usually is for Hollywood adaptations of game franchises.
Unfortunately, while films such as
Doom and
Silent Hill at least weren't totally awful in our humble opinion, the early reviews for
Max Payne label it as having very few redeeming qualities.
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Horrid dialogue, surprisingly bad acting across the board, and some really dodgy sound editing...helped to drive an already sub-standard plot further into the ground," reads the
Ain't It Cool News review of the film.
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I never have much interest in recounting a film's plot in my reviews, and having next-to-no memory of said plot doesn't help much. Payne's after the people who killed his wife, some people turn out to double-cross him, etc etc. It's so unbelievably dull, I'm struggling to find the energy to even write about it."
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...All the buzz you've been hearing about how this film is good is coming from people whose jobs depend on it making money. Do not give it the time of day."
Ouch. So, it seems that while the plot of the film tries to stay at least kind of close to the story of the game, it falls down on every other count.
Have you ever seen a decent film adaptation of a game, or are all of them doomed to be awful and terribly made films? Let us know your thoughts in
the forums.
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hitman was my personal fave
but most game to film conversions tend to be pap
they're also assholes so i say make your own minds up
Critics usually don't know what they're talking about. I won't write it off just yet.
take street fighter for example... live action version was piss poor at best.... manga version was top draw
why dont they just get manga to do all these big screen version... far more enjoyable to watch
Because some people like watching films with real people in them? :p
In all seriousness, this should have been a good film, if they just made it follow the (excellent, in my opinion), plot of the first game and had loads of action and bullet timing. Not a fantastic film perhaps, but a solid action movie. Not keen at all on Mark Wallburg at all really, so that wasn't a great start
kinda give the low-budget vibe....
The MK movie was actually kind of cool. Christopher Lambert was awesome as Raiden.
I'mm hold off and I'll still watch it sometime.
I also liked Hitman and actually feel it is one of the best game to film conversions yet.
Mainly IGNORE Ain't it Cool News - it's the website equivalent of the unfunny stupid trolls you get in every forum who think they are cool.
That russian "bit 'o' stuff" made the film though!
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I believe by far the best adaptation of a game on the big screen was Hitman.
And from the comics, Iron Man.
After that.....chaos.
Hitmans plot did suck and I hate how they cut out his up bring. As for Agent 47’s personality its meant to be professional, cold and full of darkness. Getting a hot piece of ass isn't on the agenda of a carefully programmed assassin such as 47. You might be better off watching a James Bond movie. Super spies get ass 24/7 and assassins kick ass 24/7 which is funny because Olga Kurylenko is playing a bond girl in the new bond movie.
I've discovered that if a film is universally disliked by critics I'll usually like and visa versa if they universally love it I will hate it. Go figure.
Doom I gave a chance because critics often get it wrong with these kinds of movies. With Doom, sadly they weren't. Had they stuck to a story that resembles Doom 3 more, it may have been better.
Tomb Raider 1 and 2 also very reasonably good. The opening scene from TR2 actually reminded me a lot of the (early) games.
Hitman I actually found entertaining, even if it also threw the games' back story overboard.
I had hopes that max payne coulda been good cause it's a decent film noir plot ahh well I'll still see it
have you been living in a cave? between adblock and torrented tv i don't see a lot of advertising, but even i've seen this thing all over the place. plus walhberg has been really outdoing himself in the cockiness department, getting all kinds of press for saying things like it's a better film than the dark knight.
Got alittle antzy writing Max? Technically is suppose to be be Mark
But yes, I have found critics to be very bad judges on movies so Ill still see it.
:D
Silent hill was bad, but no worse than mst horros are now.
Resident evils ahev just gone form bad to worse.
Doom had it's good mom,ents, in a brainless action way, but i'd never buy it or watch it again.
Mortal combat was good because it new it was bad, it welcomed the cheesey with open arms and embraced it.