Think you can come up with something better than 'Arseface'? Eh, do you, Itchfiend?
Fable was an alright game. Not the massive realistic sandbox with real-time forests and expanding cities that Peter Molyneux promised us, but still a good game. Molyneux always promises the earth and never quite delivers anyway, although
Theme Hospital was pretty damn close.
With
Fable 2 in the works, Molyneux and company are eager to do things right and, luckily, they know just what it was that made
Fable The First so good. It wasn't the alterable appearance of the character or the storyline - oh no, it was the ability for NPCs to call you all manner of rude names if they didn't like you. You could buy yourself a load of custom titles too, ranging from 'Ranger' and 'Protector' to 'Arseface'.
It looks like that’s as much as the Lionhead designers could come up with though on the rude words front. A shame really, I would have loved to have a character in
Fable 2 called '
CardJoe The Ringbearer'.
In an effort to correct this, as well as gain the game some rather naughty publicity, Molyneux has called for fans of the game to
submit their own idea and cusswords for consideration. Selected ones will then be put in the game as player titles. Don't get too rude though as Lionhead is clear on what they are looking for;
"
The insults should be puerile, but not too puerile, sound at least somewhat original, and not cross a certain line (as an example, "gobshite" has been rejected because, while it might sound funny and wacky to American ears, it’s still a bit too strong for Fable and British ears)."
Some of the highlights from the list at the moment include; Jerkguts, Phlegmpot and Pintlepuller, but my favourite by far is the fantastic
Itchfiend. If you've got a suggestion then drop it in
our forums for us all to mull over, but be warned that this thread may be a bit NSFW...
Titfeatures.
BabboonBottom.
Swinepleaser
Butt tickler
Turd burglar
:D
I submit you you, my good sir, that you have the features of a baboon. Indeed!
I guess "I fart in your general direction" will have to suffice, but I think thats copyrighted :p
Fingerslam!
And thus forthcame the insult to end all insults
Young fry of treachery !
Those were both taken from Hamlet by the way, I think they're great.
Also I don't think you can beat 'nonse', it's got a great ring to it, just rolls off the tongue. Maybe it's not right for the game, but in real life.
your mommas so fat that when she sits around the house...SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE
your mommas so fat she has her own zip code
your rancid pork swine features induce me to vomit
here's 50 pence ring home tell your momma i want my change from the other night, your sister that i want my shirt back and your father that he can keep the wd40 he borrowed to lube your brother butt oh yeah and i just killed your dog to :)
You're so Emo, you **** headless bats
How far Peter Molyneux has his head up his own A** :)
After B&W2 Lionhead bores me, its a shame, cos theme hospital is possibly one of the best RTS's ever (i guess it would have to be classified as RTS right?)
Joe might not add any, but having been replaying MI recently, I'll do it...
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Gonad
Cock
Knobhead
Jockstrap
FannyFeatures
Fanny Fart
Mong
Poostreak
Massive Heed
..that'll do. Feel better now.
You turtlenecked, monkey worshiping, MAC USER!!
Dear sir, your odour is most profound, as is the protusions from your nasal and ocular cavities. Sir if I didnt know any better, I'd say you were genetically engineered for ugly.
You scoundrel, I poop at thee!!!
Sir you mince your words nearly as adeptly as you do your face.
When god made you, he broke the mould. Some mistakes should never be repeated!
You werent so much as born, as slithered out of your testube.
this is fun!
You Postpseudoinverseanti-introactivist, you!
yes. I submitted it to UD.
years ago.
i am officially sad.