bit-tech.net | Gamers think about sex way too much

Amon 23rd July 2007, 15:46

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Originally Posted by Article (Joe Martin)
What do you think about most?

Term life insurance and retirement funds.

FYI: The game's website has exceeded its CPU quota; "Please contact this site's webmaster."

kenco_uk 23rd July 2007, 15:47

Se.. no! erm.. something else ;)

DarkLord7854 23rd July 2007, 15:49

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Originally Posted by kenco_uk
Se.. no! erm.. something else ;)

You mean, physical love? :p

Veles 23rd July 2007, 15:52

There isn't really any way to think of sex too much, the only unnatural thing for a human to do is not think about it at all.

C-Sniper 23rd July 2007, 15:56

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Originally Posted by Joe Martin

thus proving that all gamers are just horny, greedy, egotists who probably scour the internet for ways to make quick cash all day (with one hand).

LMAO
man hit the nail on the head with that one.

capnPedro 23rd July 2007, 15:59

Sounds about right.

Mmmmm....
money!

Tim S 23rd July 2007, 16:00

:)

completemadness 23rd July 2007, 16:20

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with one hand

Ewwww

Also, guess we all know what bit-tech staff do in the offices all day -

Tim S 23rd July 2007, 16:24

I type with two hands...

kenco_uk 23rd July 2007, 16:33

It makes you wonder if their minds are on something else with the amount of spelling errors that get past. Hint hint

CardJoe 23rd July 2007, 16:46

rmhkBl0rDpw

A sad day in the bit-tech offices....

HugoB 23rd July 2007, 16:51

What will we do when Crysis come in if wanking is banned?

censored for obscenity - don't read if you have a nervous disposition

Ghys 23rd July 2007, 16:52

and that is why gamers have the best life ever

sex
gaming
sex
sex
gaming
sex
gaming

This kind of schedule make for a big day

Of course we all know the theory: If you're very good at games, you mostly spend your time ... alone... which would explain all that 'sex'

CardJoe 23rd July 2007, 16:55

Dunno what I'll do, but if Tims bowels continue to act up as they have been doing, then I bet he'll probably **** himself before going all electronicretard on our asses!

Ghys 23rd July 2007, 16:56

what in the ****ing hell was that LOLLLL

ChiperSoft 23rd July 2007, 17:09

Heh, the game keeps overrunning it's CPU time allocation. Methinks Brain Cloud needs a new host.

Tim S 23rd July 2007, 17:42

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Originally Posted by CardJoe
Dunno what I'll do, but if Tims bowels continue to act up as they have been doing, then I bet he'll probably **** himself before going all electronicretard on our asses!

:(

mattthegamer463 23rd July 2007, 18:05

I disagree.

I think about my loneliness and depression about failed attempts at finding mates more than I think about the actual act of intercourse.

Depends on the time of day though.

specofdust 23rd July 2007, 18:24

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Originally Posted by mattthegamer463
I disagree.

I think about my loneliness and depression about failed attempts at finding mates more than I think about the actual act of intercourse.

Depends on the time of day though.

Well that's a cheery post. Self-fullfilling sorta one too I suspect ;)

Do I think about sex more than anything else? Hell no. It's simply a nice part of life, that gets a small ammount of thought on a regular basis because hot ladies exist.

MiT 23rd July 2007, 18:32

CardJoe, the youtube was tooo funny. lol

Bungle 23rd July 2007, 21:46

How can we be thinking of sex? I thought all computer gamers were suppose to be overly aggressive with tendancies towards violence.;)

LeMaltor 23rd July 2007, 21:54

Now we have dual and quad core we can multi-task and do both.

das_mod 23rd July 2007, 22:14

well, article aside, and i dont mean to threadjack
but ..... i tried that tower of goo game ... (i was giving my sex-oriented-thoughts a break)
those freaking balls wont stop bouncing, and each time i pick one up
it falls to the ground .... how do you even play it if you cant stick them ??
the mouse has only 2 buttons ... am i using the wrong one ?? :?

Bladestorm 23rd July 2007, 22:19

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Originally Posted by das_mod
well, article aside, and i dont mean to threadjack
but ..... i tried that tower of goo game ... (i was giving my sex-oriented-thoughts a break)
those freaking balls wont stop bouncing, and each time i pick one up
it falls to the ground .... how do you even play it if you cant stick them ??
the mouse has only 2 buttons ... am i using the wrong one ?? :?

Drag them close to the existing frame, you should see a shadow of a construction shape appear, if you release the mouse then they will form that piece.

The_Beast 23rd July 2007, 22:28

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Originally Posted by Joe Martin
thus proving that all gamers are just horny, greedy, egotists who probably scour the internet for ways to make quick cash all day (with one hand).

sums up everything

das_mod 23rd July 2007, 23:21

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Originally Posted by Bladestorm

Drag them close to the existing frame, you should see a shadow of a construction shape appear, if you release the mouse then they will form that piece.

i pull them up and see those shadows forming
but as soon as i let go, the ball falls back to the ground
and wont let me stack up .... thanks for the reply tho ... :)

DXR_13KE 24th July 2007, 00:57

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Originally Posted by CardJoe
Dunno what I'll do, but if Tims bowels continue to act up as they have been doing, then I bet he'll probably **** himself before going all electronicretard on our asses!

that is stupid, in a very wrong way.

mattthegamer463 24th July 2007, 07:48

I think a better analysis of gamers thinking of sex too much would be to run a battery of forearm strength and grip tests.

[USRF]Obiwan 24th July 2007, 10:15

lol the site is slashdotted!

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Cthippo 24th July 2007, 13:29

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Originally Posted by Veles
There isn't really any way to think of sex too much, the only unnatural thing for a human to do is not think about it at all.

Celibacy is the strangest of all perversions - Oscar Wilde

specofdust 24th July 2007, 19:07

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Originally Posted by Cthippo
Celibacy is the strangest of all perversions - Oscar Wilde

Not that strange. A couple of years ago I read an article on a group of people who called themselves Asexuals. I.E. - they had no sexual preference, they happily lived without sex. You might think this was only ugly fat people, but the article covered a ostensibly normal young good looking person who could obviously easily have found partners. While wikipedia says there is still debate on whether it's a sexual dysfunction or a sexual orientation, I believe the groups themselves strongly feel that asexuality is simply another choice in our modern world.

CardJoe 24th July 2007, 19:33

Yeah, but its a weird choice ;)

specofdust 24th July 2007, 19:44

Who says it's a choice?

completemadness 25th July 2007, 05:12

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Originally Posted by specofdust
Who says it's a choice?

Do you think that's air your breathing now ?

specofdust 25th July 2007, 08:57

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Originally Posted by completemadness
Do you think that's air your breathing now ?

I suspect it's obvious, but I miss your point.

Veles 25th July 2007, 15:53

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Originally Posted by specofdust
Not that strange. A couple of years ago I read an article on a group of people who called themselves Asexuals. I.E. - they had no sexual preference, they happily lived without sex. You might think this was only ugly fat people, but the article covered a ostensibly normal young good looking person who could obviously easily have found partners. While wikipedia says there is still debate on whether it's a sexual dysfunction or a sexual orientation, I believe the groups themselves strongly feel that asexuality is simply another choice in our modern world.

Just goes to show we humans are a strange lot, the whole purpose of an animals existence is to survive and be strong so they can spawn more of themselves. Choosing not to have sex at all is a very unnatural thing to do, but then again, so is having sex with the intention of not making babies.

Bungle 25th July 2007, 17:03

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Originally Posted by specofdust
I suspect it's obvious, but I miss your point.

You never seen the Matrix?

Amon 25th July 2007, 17:22

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Originally Posted by Bungle
You never seen the Matrix?

I'm afraid he's beyond our reach for the administering him the red pill.

completemadness 25th July 2007, 18:12

dang i thought everyone had seen that film, i guess the joke doesnt make sense if you havent ;)

JinkzUK 25th July 2007, 23:40

I started the test, and all I could think about was sex because I knew that was what it was about! Not good, should be secret.

completemadness 27th July 2007, 16:56

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Originally Posted by JinkzUK
I started the test, and all I could think about was sex because I knew that was what it was about! Not good, should be secret.

yeah i was thinking, sites like this linking to it are really going to be clouding your mind beacause they are implanting the thought before you do the test (if you understand what im trying to say there ...)

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