The neck-mounted device records every moment that causes a raised heart rate. No, really.
Hands up if you've seen the Robin Williams sci-fi flick
Final Cut? If you haven't, then I'll explain the basic premise: Williams plays an editor who specialises in working with footage taken by in-brain cameras parents have fitted to their children in order to condense footage of an entire life into a single film loved ones can use to remember the dearly departed. And yes, it's pretty creepy.
Well, it seems that someone at Microsoft has been watching the same films as me and didn't quite get the moral of the tale: the company has designed a new wearable device dubbed
Momenta for the
NextGen PC Design Competition. Looking worryingly like an explosive collar from
The Running Man, the idea is that the device uses a built-in camera to record your daily life to a running buffer. When it detects an increased heartbeat via its pressure against your neck it saves the buffer to a file so you can later view imagery of whatever it was that made you excited/happy/terrified.
Yeah. Because
that's not likely to backfire
at all.
“
Honey, why is your Momenta filled with videos girls' bottoms on your walk to work?”
The device is said to “
[capture] the best and most exciting moments of your life,” and uses a projected gesture-based interface to do its... Well, interfacing.
The device is clearly a pipe dream at the moment, with such specifications as a “
200GB solid state molecular shift memory” and a button which projects a fully interactive PC desktop onto any surface available via a “
extended cavity surface emitting optoelectronic chip-laser”. It does show, however, that companies such as Microsoft are clearly throwing not inconsiderable money at researching the next “big thing”. I'm just not quite sure
this is it.
Would you like a video record of every moment of your life that caused your heart rate to rise, or is it a worrying trend in an already increasingly privacy-free world? Share your thoughts over in
the forums.
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Discuss in the forums ReplyNow, if we're talking something along the lines of Strange Days... that might be cool.
Note to MS: Stop wasting your money on crap like this and concentrate on making Windows faster and more secure.
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So if you wear this Microsoft 'device' and you want to escape the Microsoft campus your head will explode!
FOR YOUR PROTECION, of course....
maybe someone should tell them that 1984 was not intended as a guide....
lol the whole thing is obviously inspired by battle royale
To escape?! as if selling ones sole to get into the devils lair was not enough.
now that IS funny....
this could be useful as an unobtrusive cheap-ish video camera that you don't have to constantly hold onto, which could be useful for many things (including a 3am trip to my favorite abandoned mental hospital/small village)
Did you mean like the devices the students wore in Battle Royale? Now that was a quality film
*chills down neck*