Wait...is a PG-13 version of the Hitman series even possible?
There's a rule I invented which I call the Rule of Joe, which states that for each and every piece of good news there is an equal and opposite piece of news to help balance it out. That's how I explain that on the same day I write that a new
Thundercats movie is in production (good news), I also end up writing that the
Hitman movie may have been re-edited for younger audiences (bad news).
It's just a rumour right now, but according to
Twitch the director of the
Hitman movie has been pulled off the project by his higher-ups so that the film can be re-edited to cater for younger viewers.
The original edit would have apparently got itself an 'R' or 18 rating which the studio execs weren't happy with and they have allegedly intervened to ensure that the film gets a more family friendly PG-13 rating.
Because everyone wants to take their kids to see a film about a genetically modified hitman who wades through religious references to stealthily murder people for money.
Of course, how anybody thought that a family friendly version of
Hitman was possible boggles our mind, or why'd they hire Xavier Gens to direct in the first place since his work has typically been filled with over-the-top violence of the bloodiest kind.
Will you be going to see the finished film, or did you (like us) come to the opinion from the trailer that the actor playing 47 is too young and the film looks too different to the game? Let us know in
the forums.
if they cut it so they get a pg 13 for it there wont be much more than the credits left...
And yeah just looked at the trailer, he looks nothing like 47. Guess I'll DL it at some point...
Kind of like a directors cut but for wimps.
So many films have been destroyed.
I'll defo be missing this if it goes as low as PG
My thoughts exactly. What did they do?? Give him a bright orange water pistal and when people get shot, green gunge squirts out, like the stuff on Kids game shows.
At least we still got the 3rd resident evil film to look forward too
They should just go the extra mile and make it G rated, his gun can shoot happy rainbows at Teletubbies or something.
Seriously though, did they forget the audience is 18+ gamers who already played through the gore of the game? Who are they girling it up for?
2nd. now theyre making it PG-13?????? = wait for DVD's "Director's Cut" edition.
The suits really seem to be getting jumpy about all kinds of things nowadays, they watered down die Hard 4.0 and now they are doing it with Hitman. I presume they must think their target audience is a bunch of spotty 14yr old boys because its a film based on a video game - I think they might be some of the few people on the face of the planet who actually believe market research.
It looks as if they might be pinning their hopes on a big opening weekend of the curious and the fans of the game just in case they do have a stinker on their hands and word of mouth causes the ticket sales to drop off sharply. The next stage in the plan might be to reel in the folk who end up hoping for an extended/unrated DVD version and those who wouldn't see it on the big screen but will take a chance with the DVD.
Then they put a guy that looks like 17. I read in a forum that the actor is almost 40 y/o. Doesn't matter.. He looks like 17. I don't think that this actor, Vin Diesel or Jason Sta...ton (can't remember his name) are the ideal Mr 47... I think the actor is among us somewhere... and well hidden!
Now PG-13??? What they have in mind (aside much and more money)? They should contract the Olson twins to take the role of Mr 47's secretary and make the "The Teenage Hitman" or "Hitman: Home Alone" and give him a water pistol.
If the game become a PG 13 i really hope it sells very little in the theaters. Then they should think: "God, I wish we could sell like the games did!"
but yea, have to agree with other ppl... no wonder game/movie conversions are considered crap.... the film companies dont even try.
eh, at least resident evil 3 was awesome:)
RE3 is not really much to look forward to. The first one was excellent, the second one was medicore. The third one was just blah.
1. A banana for a gun.
2. Say the F word once.
3. Make a BA soundtrack with BA bands to play their songs during the credits.
3b. Maybe even get like nickelback or disturbed to make a BA music video for the movie (personally i think disturbed because 47 is a disturbed person ).
4. Fire a few production assistants while at the same time hire a few.
5.Oh and speaking of fire burn down sets 2, 5, 7, 11, and 13 because scenes involving those sets sucked carcase.
6. Rename the film.
7. No don't rename the film remember how much money doom made only because of it's name.
Thats about all i can come up with. Oh look guys (and girls) <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitman_%28film%29> Hitman movie already been done before by the badass himself Mr. Chuck Norris OMG thats not a banana he's holding on the cover its good old early nineties excuse to use these 50 buckets of fake blood water slide fun down the front this guys chest only while he shot backwards through the air to be impaled by a random sharpened pole or pipe doesn't matter which shotgun.
What i think i'll do when this new hitman movie comes out is just go watch a classic Chuck Norris movie maybe even "The Hitman" because i'm not going to be entertained by a game to movie film even if its one that has or gets an R rating to be honest, makes me sad to grow up with great movies as a kid and great video games to have when they spawn something together be horrible. Hollywood stay out of making video games into movies because you're not good at it, and you'll never be good at it, and Paul W.S. Anderson is a Douche Bag but he's a rich Douche Bag.
bit, i'd appreciate it if you didn't pad out your news with every unsubstantiated rumour that came along - leave that to the blogs.
In my opinion that's gonna be the problem, movie making is a big gamble and studios alwys want to go pg-13 as it's the safe bet. However this the plots in the game and the fanbase are after that deep psychological plot of 47's life not an over the top popcorn action movie. Oh well.
and I can't be the only one who thought jason statham woulda been perfect for 47