Sensor laden clothes alert users of nearby idiots

Author: Joe Martin
Published: 5th April 2007
Comments (20) Stumble
The InsideOut project provides a new early warning system for nervous city dwellers. Good thing it's so discreet.

The InsideOut project provides a new early warning system for nervous city dwellers. Good thing it's so discreet.

Here at bit-tech we are forever trying to avoid our flocking fans. Really, the amount of groupies is more of a burden then you'd imagine. Thank the lord then that the inventive minds at the InsideOut Project have developed a suit to help us avoid such unwanted attention.

Essentially a sensor laden corset and scarf set, the suit is designed to alert wearers of situations they may want to avoid but not immediately notice.

Want to avoid stumbling into a crowd of pre-pubescent teenie boppers or want to be alerted if there are CCTV cameras nearby that may interfere with your nefarious schemes? This is the suit for you!

Worn beneath your normal clothes, the suit alerts users of their pre-selected anxieties by suddenly getting hot or cold. Or both if the pop-addicted children are all carrying video cameras.

Warned in advance, wearers are then able to avoid these situations or, more likely, they'll become more noticeable as they try to tear off their boiling hot clothes in the middle of the street.

Have something you want to say about this? Then pop into the forums and let us know -- it's completely and utterly safe. Honest.
Quote DeX 5th April 2007, 12:57
You're 4 days late...
Quote Jamie 5th April 2007, 13:01
Best headline ever!
Quote RTT 5th April 2007, 13:05
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Originally Posted by DeX
You're 4 days late...

Thanks for your awesome input
Quote CardJoe 5th April 2007, 13:11
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Originally Posted by DeX
You're 4 days late...

Maybe, but at least we make it look good.
Quote Veles 5th April 2007, 13:15
Wha?!
Quote samkiller42 5th April 2007, 13:34
All we need now is bindi to enter in this thread and thats almost all mods ;)
Back on topic, this is great, can it be set to avoid babies and children? Cant stand babies screaming as there being pushed in there wheel chairs.

Sam
Quote David_Fitzy 5th April 2007, 14:22
sounds like social name badges (you know the one's which where supposed to revolutionise socialising by matching interests and showing via LEDs those interests) only for negative things instead
Quote xrob 5th April 2007, 14:28
Is this actually serious?
I dont get it at all.
How does it sense groups of 'chavs'... what...
This seems to me to be a complete waste of time and money, why would anyone want to wear this.
This has annoyed me, its so stupid if its real.
Quote Tyinsar 5th April 2007, 14:31
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Originally Posted by Article
the suit alerts users of their pre-selected anxieties by suddenly getting hot or cold
So it could be like your own personal a.c. or heater. That would be interesting and I suspect there'd be a bigger market.

Edit: "Sensor laden clothes alert users of nearby idiots" - what if the person wearing it is the idiot? :? Maybe we should just give those people suits that warn others.
Quote smoguzbenjamin 5th April 2007, 15:12
I want one. However, I couldn't go to school without going through some serious temperature fluctuations :(
Quote hughwi 5th April 2007, 15:17
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Originally Posted by RTT
Thanks for your awesome input

I think he means its 4 days late for an April Fools :D
Quote DeX 5th April 2007, 16:31
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Originally Posted by hughwi
I think he means its 4 days late for an April Fools :D

I think RTT knew that.

My 'input' was actually more of a way of probing whether this really is an April fools or not without giving the game away to those that may have been duped.

Still, too late now ^ ...
Quote devdevil85 5th April 2007, 17:32
OMG..... that has got to be the stupidest thing I have seen all week
Quote IAmATeaf 5th April 2007, 17:37
So I can now touch my crotch in public without feeling guilty :)
Quote Bindibadgi 5th April 2007, 18:18
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Originally Posted by samkiller42
All we need now is bindi to enter in this thread and thats almost all mods ;)

I've arrived, everyone make room. My ego needs space to breathe.

I'm late because I've been attending to the groupie problem.

:o
Quote Tyinsar 5th April 2007, 19:24
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Originally Posted by Bindibadgi
...
I'm late because I've been attending to the groupie problem.
Trying to find some? :)



(/me runs & hides)
Quote pendragon 5th April 2007, 21:51
this thread delivers!

....seriously ..I still dont get how this suit works
Quote r4tch3t 5th April 2007, 23:49
Looks uncomfortable.
w00t Bindi's here. (Bindi has been added to my correct spelling list, so no red underline)
Seriously though, who comes up with these things?
Quote Bindibadgi 6th April 2007, 11:04
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Originally Posted by Tyinsar
Trying to find some? :)



(/me runs & hides)

LOL It's funny cause it's tragically true.

:'(
Quote TomH 6th April 2007, 11:08
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Originally Posted by pendragon

....seriously ..I still dont get how this suit works
Indeed, we need a review now! Have Tim send out the flying monkeys.

That'll prove the '4-days-late' argument, or not :)
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