A scammer... If you see him perform a citizens arrest. Take that Nigeria!

A scammer... If you see him perform a citizens arrest. Take that Nigeria!

An interesting article over on the Guardian caught my eye today. The article tells the story of a self-titled 'comedy-nerd' (Mike Berry) who by day works as a computer technician in Manchester but at night is a vigilante with a quest to stop the 419 internet scammers.

For those who don't know about the 419 scams then check out Wil's article from November last year. Hailing from Nigeria these scam-artists send out emails requesting that you give them your bank details so that they can deposit money into your account. Their reasons for doing this are numerous, some claim to be Kings hoping to get their money out of the country, others claim to be farmers hoping to flee for their lives, all however are scammers.

Angered by the rise in 419 emails Mike Berry, has decided to fight fire with fire. His strategy has been to provide false trails and fake acceptance emails in an attempt to clog up their inbox. The 'comedy-nerd' part comes into play when you read some of his responses. The best chain of emails I read from his wealth of stories can be seen here, I'll summarise it below:

Mike receives a typical email asking for money. Rather than trashing it he instead replies stating that he is working for a company that is trying to compile different types of handwriting. He tells the Nigerian (named Cyril) who sent it that he will pay $100 via a bank transfer for every A4 page of handwritten content as he is trying to compile a study of different hand writing styles.

Obviously quite excited by this, Cyril replies stating that he would love to take part in the study as long as he is paid. Mike (who is acting under the alias Arthur Dent) assures him he will be paid in full upon receiving a fully handwritten copy of the first Harry Potter book.

After a little back and forth in the emails Cyril agrees to do it and sends 249 hand written pages full of Harry Potter goodness to Mike expecting his big pay off. Mike then stopped correspondence and as you can imagine Cyril blows his top. The emails go on gaining in hilarity. If you're a fan of the Hitchikers Guide then I recommend a read.

We'd like to know if you've ever performed a similar prank on a 419 scammer - tell us about it in the forums.
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Quote _DTM2000_ 16th October 2006, 17:37
What a legend, go Mike! It must feel so good to scam a scammer. Lol, 249 hand written pages of Harry Potter, he got so pwned!
Quote specofdust 16th October 2006, 17:39
This it entertaining, I like it. But really what should happen is Nigeria should be disconnected from the rest of the worlds net connection. I'm sure the Nigerian government would soon sort out the problem of 419'rs if their entire country was disconnected from the rest of the worlds internet. Do this in every country the 419 scammers use. I'd also like to see China added to the list to stop gold farmers.

Given that that'll never happen though, this stuffs neat.
Quote Tyinsar 16th October 2006, 17:39
Quote:
Originally Posted by Article
Mike (who is acting under the alias Arthur Dent)...
LOL - no, really - (I'm @ work - coffee break) but I had to laugh out loud. "Arthur Dent" - I Like this guy already.

edit: :( - site won't respond - probably flooded - oh well
Quote mclean007 16th October 2006, 18:12
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyinsar
edit: :( - site won't respond - probably flooded - oh well
Mr. Googly Woogly is your friend - http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:VKyH7NMWI5AJ:www.419eater.com/html/cyril_ifey.htm+http://www.419eater.com/html/cyril_ifey.htm&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=1
Quote g3n3tiX 16th October 2006, 18:30
I've seen someone convince to CARVE a commodore 64 out of wood for a scam : amazing...
carve me a commodore !!

EDIT : google Cache

About the "take that nigeria" remark : nigeria is not a land full of scammers... there are nice people too... I've lived there so I might know.
Quote Fr4nk 16th October 2006, 18:31
Hehe I did something like this with a paypal scammer, I made a fake parcel tracking website and everything :p
Quote Lowsidex2 16th October 2006, 18:39
There was a story long ago of somebody getting the scammers to send pictures of themselves holding a cartoon of milk with a fish on top of their heads? It was pretty hilarious too. Can't remember the back story he told the scammers to do it but the pictures where funny.
Quote dire_wolf 16th October 2006, 18:39
Nothing beats the church of the tattooed saint scam :)
Quote Firehed 16th October 2006, 19:22
Quote:
Originally Posted by dire_wolf
Nothing beats the church of the tattooed saint scam :)
YES! My God, that was the best 419eater ever. I think it might have been in that one where he got the scammer to send him money as well.
Quote speedfreek 16th October 2006, 19:25
How dare you scam me, I was trying to scam you! :D
Quote DXR_13KE 16th October 2006, 20:05
p p p p p powerbook........ :D
Quote M4RTIN 16th October 2006, 20:09
Quote:
Originally Posted by DXR_13KE
p p p p p powerbook........ :D

my favourite scam payback of all time
Quote Breach 16th October 2006, 20:15
Good for Mike, someone needs to undermine these 419 and other scammer a**hats. Granted if people wernt so stupid to fall for hopes of free money this wouldnt be a problem anyway :(
Quote DXR_13KE 16th October 2006, 20:21
OMG THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!
i hope more people do this.
Quote Tyinsar 16th October 2006, 20:23
Quote:
Thanks man , had no time to do that earlier.
Quote:
Originally Posted by 419eater site
....
Sincerely,

Arthur Dent BSC. HHGTTG. PhD.
Director
Singlesideband Systems
BWAH-HA-HA-HA :) I love the "HHGTTG" in his "title" - and surely "PhD" = Piled higher & Deeper

I'd even consider sending support to his site if I wasn't so paranoid about scammers.
Quote saeghwin 16th October 2006, 21:17
Hahaha, Arthur Dent; that's hilarious. I'm going to start doing stuff like this--I've already been planning on answering telemarketers in strange ways (pretend they called a pizza place, say you're dead, etc.)
Quote Fophillips 16th October 2006, 22:04
I've already blocked Africa, and a large section of Asia from contacting me.
Quote DriftCarl 16th October 2006, 23:17
The problem is that these scammers arnt the ones crafting the C64, or writing the 260 odd pages of harry potter. It is the poor people who are paid to do this and slave hours upon hours because they have no other job. The 419 scammers only pay them pennies and only when they get payment themselves. Unfortunatly this doesnt happen so the scammer doesnt really lose. Most of them are smarter than that and are probably in some sort of gang.
its a nice attempt but I really doubt the scammers are the ones doing all the work.
Quote L2wis 16th October 2006, 23:53
thats why i like p p p p powerbook best too :D
Quote customh 17th October 2006, 00:03
argh, link doesnt work.
Quote rupbert 17th October 2006, 11:43
Legend!

:)
Quote mikeuk2004 17th October 2006, 12:58
Quote:
Originally Posted by specofdust
This it entertaining, I like it. But really what should happen is Nigeria should be disconnected from the rest of the worlds net connection. I'm sure the Nigerian government would soon sort out the problem of 419'rs if their entire country was disconnected from the rest of the worlds internet. Do this in every country the 419 scammers use. I'd also like to see China added to the list to stop gold farmers.

Given that that'll never happen though, this stuffs neat.

A racist remark. Cant sterotype the whole country and sterotypes are wrong. Or should we disconect the UK from the net eh?? For all the scams UK people do and hackers. Yeah it happens alot in nigeria but it also happens here at home. Take your blinkers off.

Oh yeah its nice to spam the spammer.
Quote Stuey 17th October 2006, 13:45
Haha, that was a funny read.
Quote Duste 4th October 2007, 11:34
I can't believe I'd never seen this before. This is bloody hilarious, lol. :D Kudos to linking to it in the recent scammers article, otherwise I might never have seen it, lol. :D
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