Alyx Vance - naked, via a patch, and evidentally enjoying herself.  Picture courtesy hl2world.com.

Alyx Vance - naked, via a patch, and evidentally enjoying herself. Picture courtesy hl2world.com.

Wow... every so often, you stumble across an article on the net that makes you think... Wow.

No, not World of Warcraft - (well, actually, in a way, yes but...) - just an exclamation as to just what people get up to these days.

Tom's Hardware has an outrageously good article on nude patches in video games.

Starting out at the Penthouse mod for Duke Nukem 3D, progressing through Tomb Raider up to the Sims 2, Half Life 2, and Max Payne 2, it seems that some creative types are always out there virtually stripping females.

Or even Orcs, since there's apparently nudity for WoW, too.

The author, James Francis, ends on this appropriate note:

For the mass-public, GTA's sex-act mod represents the advent of a potentially new - and according to Hillary Clinton, dangerous - path in the gaming biz. But, of course, we in the gaming community know that that there are many stimulating game mods out there already, including what we detail here. Don't tell Hillary Clinton and the mainstream media, though.

Quite right - the killjoys!

(Shameless plug: for an interesting piece on the legal implications of nudity modding, check out this article that I wrote over at the Reg).

What are your thoughts? Sad geeks with no girlfriends giving us all a bad name, or a bit of harmless fun? Let us know.
Quote Zidane 9th August 2005, 13:30
lol, niiiiiice

now i wonder..... could we use this as an argument for all those against violence in videogames?

"Theres too much violence in videogames! its bad!"....... "ok then, lets have more gratuitous nudity to distract from the violence"

sounds like a winner to me ;)
Quote Master Ninja 9th August 2005, 13:39
WAH!

Better flag that article as non-worksafe. I foolishly expected a discussion without seeing a lot of pixelated boobies. Now I'm fired, thanks a lot Bit-tech. >:(
Quote GreatOldOne 9th August 2005, 14:01
I would have thought the title "XXX Nudity Guide" was warning enough...
Quote The_Pope 9th August 2005, 14:11
Quote:
"Theres too much violence in videogames! its bad!"....... "ok then, lets have more gratuitous nudity to distract from the violence"

Amusingly, this exact same tactic was used by Matt Stone & Trey Parker when they made Team America, allegedly. There's some hardcore puppet pr0n on the DVD which got cut from the film, which was pretty much always the intention. This was to give the censors some satisfaction, while leaving the core of the film alone. :D
Quote Da Dego 9th August 2005, 14:41
Hehe. :) I'm somehow not surprised, Pope.

Go THG! :)
Quote lord nicon21 9th August 2005, 15:19
lol thats funny :D :)
Quote Asphix 9th August 2005, 18:58
ahahaha.. that scene in Team America on the DVD had me laughing SOOOOOO HARD!!! it came out of nowhere.... and it just kept going.. and going and going! hahahahaha

and that article from toms was awesome.. i remember the days of duke nukem and the tomb raider nudity patches.. its nothing new.. never has been and never will be. This whole debacle is being blown out of proportion to gain press coverage for Hilary Clinton. Its why I will never support her. I hate politics and how they stab at anything just to gain more press/power. Pisses me off.. because in the end its the people who feel the reprocussions.

Makes me remember the movie G.I. Jane.


Oh and Will, I loved the article you did for the reg.. very good stuff.
Quote Skylined 9th August 2005, 20:43
Penthouse's Duke Nukem 3D map was great.
Not only because of the new levels but because of... ermmmm... mmmmmm... the more realistic scenarios. :p
Quote DLoney 9th August 2005, 21:14
"What are your thoughts? Sad geeks with no girlfriends giving us all a bad name, or a bit of harmless fun?"
BAD NAME
Quote RotoSequence 9th August 2005, 21:20
Some people have no sense of humour
Quote woodshop 9th August 2005, 23:10
HAHAH this is just funny...
From the NWN patch:
Quote:
For best effect: Download the file titled "Super Jiggly Female Tattoo Torso Pack"
Quote dom_ 10th August 2005, 22:36
for the "cant find the duke nukem patch", the nude lap dancers wasnt a patch, it was cheat code.
Quote Da Dego 10th August 2005, 23:37
haha...thanks for clearing that up, dom_. I guess we know what YOU spent your teenage years doing. ;)
Quote RotoSequence 10th August 2005, 23:43
Considering the game came out in 1993, id say EARLY teen years... :p
Quote dom_ 11th August 2005, 14:43
was it really that long ago?
prob the first booby i ever saw on a pc screen :D
Quote Da Dego 11th August 2005, 15:15
Hehe...yeah, it really was that long ago. :) I remember deathmatching on DN3d when I was in 9th grade in my computer classes. ;) That and Doom2.
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