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Transistor Review


Transistor Review

Transistor Review

Price: £14.99
Developer: SuperGiant Games
Publisher: SuperGiant Games
Platforms: PC, PS4
Version Reviewed: PC

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THE DEVICE CANNOT RECONCILE CONTRADICTORY JUDGEMENTS.

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VIEWPOINT PARSED: RICK #1

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VIEWPOINT PARSED: RICK #2

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Rick#1: Where am I?

Rick#2: Where are *we*, you mean.

Rick#1: Oh sorry, didn't read you there. Who are you?

Rick#2: I'm a negative opinion. Not that you care.

Rick#1: Of course I care! I'm a positive opinion. It's nice to meet you.

Rick#2: No it isn't. You shouldn't even be here.

Rick#1: How rude!

Rick#2: Don't give me that. What I mean is, we can't be in the same place at the same
time. Like that cat.

Rick#1: What cat?

Rick#2: The dead one.

Rick#1: That's horrid!

Rick#2: No I mean...never mind.

Rick#1: Besides, how do you know what places I can and can't be in? We don't know what this place is yet. Perhaps we should look around. Look! Up there at the top. It says "Transistor Review". We're in a Transistor Review!

Rick#2: Oh no. I loathed that game.

Rick#1: What? I loved that game. It was superb.

Rick#2: I see. Clearly you're an idiot.

Rick#1: Now look, there's no need to descend into childish name-calling.

Rick#2: Why not? We're on the Internet.

Rick#1: This isn't Youtube's comment section. This is bit-tech.net! It says so up there.
I'm sure therefore we can debate this rationally like sensible conflicting opinions.

Rick#2: I hate debates. But if I accept, will you go away?

Rick#1: Well I suppose eventually-

Rick#2: Fine.

Rick#1: Excellent. But first, we should probably post another screenshot of the game. There have usually been several by now.


Transistor Review

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