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Dante's Inferno Review

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dinjo_jo 5th February 2010, 10:26 Quote
Crap the gaming section is blocked in my office so couldn't read the review as far as i have heard its a GOW Clone, someone post the review here.


Can we get video reviews i would be really interesting in that case ?
memeroot 5th February 2010, 11:11 Quote
go through an alternative ip :-)

played the demo and was shocked at the nipples... crud game
dinjo_jo 5th February 2010, 11:13 Quote
Whats the points the game has got here ?
CardJoe 5th February 2010, 11:23 Quote
5/10
dinjo_jo 5th February 2010, 11:36 Quote
Would you guys be doing a review of Demo of Heavy Rain ? i would want that
bob 5th February 2010, 11:51 Quote
From the demo I found this munch better than Bayonetta. The health fountains are admittedly annoying but at least there aren't a million combos to learn and your character isn't completely surrounded sometimes so you cant see where you are.
CardJoe 5th February 2010, 12:07 Quote
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Originally Posted by bob
From the demo I found this munch better than Bayonetta. The health fountains are admittedly annoying but at least there aren't a million combos to learn and your character isn't completely surrounded sometimes so you cant see where you are.

Less moves is a better thing? Personally, I found all I needed to do with weaker enemies was right-trigger them and press B for a drawn-out insta-kill that baffflingly stopped other enemies attacking you. Harder enemies could be easily trounced by hammering B for a holy barrage, followed by melee button mashing. Nothing deeper than that = Yawn.
CardJoe 5th February 2010, 17:38 Quote
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Originally Posted by dinjo_jo
Would you guys be doing a review of Demo of Heavy Rain ? i would want that

Um, why don't you just play the review yourself? We'll review the full game, but why bother to do the demo too?
DarkLord7854 5th February 2010, 18:26 Quote
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Originally Posted by CardJoe
Less moves is a better thing? Personally, I found all I needed to do with weaker enemies was right-trigger them and press B for a drawn-out insta-kill that baffflingly stopped other enemies attacking you. Harder enemies could be easily trounced by hammering B for a holy barrage, followed by melee button mashing. Nothing deeper than that = Yawn.

Yea I noticed that in the demo, found it utterly boring and the story wasn't any more entertaining. I think they threw in boobs to try and keep people interested tbh.. it didn't really work for me.
Skiddywinks 5th February 2010, 18:34 Quote
Maybe penis' would have worked more for you?
CardJoe 5th February 2010, 18:37 Quote
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Maybe penis' would have worked more for you?

There are them too.
pimonserry 5th February 2010, 20:19 Quote
Will you be reviewing MAG for PS3?
I don't have a PS3 or anything, it just looks quite interesting.
CardJoe 5th February 2010, 21:31 Quote
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Originally Posted by pimonserry
Will you be reviewing MAG for PS3?
I don't have a PS3 or anything, it just looks quite interesting.

Nope. Unable to secure a copy and we're now past release window, sorry.
pimonserry 5th February 2010, 21:51 Quote
Never mind, thanks for responding anyway :)
FaIIen 7th February 2010, 11:16 Quote
this review is so biased that it should be named ... "Why should you buy Bayonetta instead of Dante's Inferno"
CardJoe 7th February 2010, 11:57 Quote
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Originally Posted by FaIIen
this review is so biased that it should be named ... "Why should you buy Bayonetta instead of Dante's Inferno"

Don't you mean "Why you should buy Bayonetta instead of Dante's Inferno?"

And surely, it's a valid question.
kenco_uk 7th February 2010, 13:37 Quote
Excellent review, Joe. I played the demo and thought, "Yeah, it's alright". The QTE to ride the beast was visceral enough and the actual riding was great fun but if (from the sounds of it) that's all the game offers I can imagine it becoming a dull grindfest of button mashing just to see the - sometimes - pretty graphics.
Anovascular 8th February 2010, 19:12 Quote
"I kick arse for The Lord!"

Braindead reference.

+500 respect for BT.
pcnerd 9th February 2010, 11:25 Quote
Its a bad BAD clone of GOD OF WAR.
boiled_elephant 10th February 2010, 04:58 Quote
Very good review, for what it's worth. And that's not a tendency towards arse-kissing speaking.
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