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Quote Bbq.of.DooM 28th May 2009, 08:59
nice tits.
Quote BioSniper 28th May 2009, 09:05
Just a quick FYI: All your click for bigs on image links are incorrect (click the first image and you'll see what I mean)

Terrible score too. I'm guessing the +3 was for boobage? :P
Quote DougEdey 28th May 2009, 09:06
Shame, I was looking forward to this when it was first announced, I was worried when I saw no previews though
Quote Abhorsen 28th May 2009, 09:14
Its a shame because the screenshots do look appealing! I think this'll be worth £3 of my money at a Gamestation in a year or so.
Quote Tim S 28th May 2009, 09:18
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Originally Posted by BioSniper
Just a quick FYI: All your click for bigs on image links are incorrect (click the first image and you'll see what I mean)

Quote The boy 4rm oz 28th May 2009, 09:20
I was actually looking forward to this, looked pretty cool. I will still give it a go though.
Quote CardJoe 28th May 2009, 09:28
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Originally Posted by BioSniper
Just a quick FYI: All your click for bigs on image links are incorrect (click the first image and you'll see what I mean)

I'm pretty sure which pictures you were clicking for bigs on too....
Quote alpaca 28th May 2009, 09:32
The cover system is about as much fun as vomiting in a scuba mask and aims feels stiff and jumpy

ah i love the methapors... i always try to picture it in my head. mental exercise so to say. nice boobs, nice theme, sad it turned out as bad.
Quote azrael- 28th May 2009, 09:39
Never heard about the game before it popped up in a Steam Update window. At first I was excited thinking it'd be a bit like Monolith's badly neglected Blood franchise, then I saw it was supposed to be a "steampunk western". Pretty much lost all interest right then and there.
Quote GrahamC 28th May 2009, 09:42
It's product like this that make the EUs 2 year warrany on software seem like a great idea doesn't it.
Quote Veles 28th May 2009, 10:03
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Originally Posted by azrael-
then I saw it was supposed to be a "steampunk western". Pretty much lost all interest right then and there.

That should have made you even more interested

Shame it turned out rubbish, the theme/graphics look awesome (and I'm not just talking about the boobs here).
Quote crompers 28th May 2009, 10:50
is it just me or do crap games seem to get published in the summer, come november i'll bet we're swamped in great stuff. but why do we have to trawl through seas of mediocrity throughout the summer?
Quote pimlicosound 28th May 2009, 11:46
I knew this was going to be bad a few days ago when it popped up for sale on Play.com without any recent previews or pre-release reviews having been published online. You just know that's a bad sign.
Quote Yemerich 28th May 2009, 12:36
Steam Powered boobs? That's the first one!


Awww... I was hoping this game was fun. Such a nice enviroment.... Anyway, still going for a *cough* Try before buy *cough*
Quote Faulk_Wulf 28th May 2009, 15:56
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Originally Posted by crompers
is it just me or do crap games seem to get published in the summer, come november i'll bet we're swamped in great stuff. but why do we have to trawl through seas of mediocrity throughout the summer?

Same reason movie-goers trawl through seas of dribble at the theater come the winter.

More people on vacation, summer work, just OUTSIDE == less people couped up buying/playing games. (At least this used to be the reason.)

Same reason blockbusters come out in the summer: More people out cause the weather's nice versus winter.

Still sucks. Like this game.
Quote BioSniper 29th May 2009, 08:41
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Originally Posted by CardJoe
I'm pretty sure which pictures you were clicking for bigs on too....

Lies! (honest)
I'm male.. what am I meant to do?! :P
Quote Rkiver 29th May 2009, 10:55
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Originally Posted by Faulk_Wulf
Same reason movie-goers trawl through seas of dribble at the theater come the winter.

More people on vacation, summer work, just OUTSIDE == less people couped up buying/playing games. (At least this used to be the reason.)

Same reason blockbusters come out in the summer: More people out cause the weather's nice versus winter.

Still sucks. Like this game.

One word.

Ghostbusters.
Quote Joeymac 29th May 2009, 18:58
Oh look... tits. And the game is crap... shock horror.
Quote Elton 30th May 2009, 05:43
The one thing going on in my head is....

How do publishers even have the gall to send guys any games anymore??

And on a completely random tangent: Why is the Stacker 830 so expensive now??
Quote Otto69 30th May 2009, 17:23
Beware the moors, er, the Steam game buy window. Remember Velvet Ass-assin.
Quote Otto69 31st May 2009, 20:52
Boobs > all, however this game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hcElGydzb8 is a close second :)
Quote bridgesentry 1st June 2009, 10:50
Please, explain this:
Quote:
Beware the moors, er, the Steam game buy window.
Was someone killed at the moor?
Did you had to buy a Windows OS to play a game from Steam?
Just want to know what you did really think :|
Anyway Velvet Assassin is a good game, in every aspects.;)
Quote the insect nation 5th June 2009, 15:05
I feel like I am the only female gamer in the world. I know it's not true, but you wouldn't be able to tell from this game, the review, or the comments on the review.
Quote azrael- 5th June 2009, 15:17
Quote:
Originally Posted by the insect nation
I feel like I am the only female gamer in the world. I know it's not true, but you wouldn't be able to tell from this game, the review, or the comments on the review.
Games like Damnation give you something to aspire to. :p

Nah, to be honest, I believe those comments are merely there to find some redeeming quality abouts this game. For us males, at least.
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