Bit-Gamer Competition #4

Posted on 12th Jan 2011 at 14:36 by Joe Martin with 96 comments

Joe Martin
We may have only just come out of our tiny, smelly podcast studio, but we're still eager to give away more prizes in the name of bit-gamer.

This week we've got three PC games to give away courtesy of Paradox Interactive!

Forum Prize - King Arthur: The RPG Wargame
Twitter Prize - Majesty 2
Facebook Prize - Mount and Blade: Warband

We're also giving in to popular demand and opening the competition to the forums - but with a twist. What we'd like you to do is have a go on the Online Videogame Name Generator and see us what titles come out as a result.

Then, if you want to win a copy of King Arthur, post the result to comments thread below this article. If you've got your eye on Majesty 2 then send your title to @bit_gamer on Twitter. Finally, if you hope to win Mount and Blade: Warband, post your game name on our Facebook page (you may have to 'Like' the page before you can post to it).

Bit-Gamer Competition #4
Want all three games? Enter three times!

You can enter as many times as you want and you can enter for all three prizes too as well. Winners will be selected randomly and announced on Monday 26th January. Pay attention to the Twitter and Facebook pages for other, more ad-hoc competitions too.

Speaking of which, it's now time to announce the winners of the last competition! Congratulations to Nick Bunce, Edwin Khoo and Mike Winder, each of whom grabbed themselves a copy of World of Warcraft: Cataclysm, a Blizzard t-shirt and a copy of Chris Ryan's Medal of Honor novella.

Now, start telling us what game names you've generated. Our first one is...Sleepy Car Disaster.


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RedFlames 12th January 2011, 14:44 Quote
I couldn't choose between Rocket-Powered Mall *******s, Square Dancing Melee and Underwater Gimp Attack
rpsgc 12th January 2011, 14:58 Quote
Morbidly Obese Sunshine Conflict
ellism 12th January 2011, 15:01 Quote
Third-World Cowboy Frenzy
ellism 12th January 2011, 15:03 Quote
Where do you post on the facebook page?
CardJoe 12th January 2011, 15:04 Quote
Originally Posted by ellism
Where do you post on the facebook page?

Just post it to the wall.
ellism 12th January 2011, 15:05 Quote
Originally Posted by CardJoe
Originally Posted by ellism
Where do you post on the facebook page?

Just post it to the wall.

The wall doesn't have a comment box though....
CardJoe 12th January 2011, 15:09 Quote
Originally Posted by ellism
Originally Posted by CardJoe
Originally Posted by ellism
Where do you post on the facebook page?

Just post it to the wall.

The wall doesn't have a comment box though....

Just checked with a different account - it's write at the top of the page, the box that says 'Write something' and 'Share post'
ellism 12th January 2011, 15:15 Quote
Originally Posted by CardJoe
Originally Posted by ellism
Originally Posted by CardJoe
Originally Posted by ellism
Where do you post on the facebook page?

Just post it to the wall.

The wall doesn't have a comment box though....

Just checked with a different account - it's write at the top of the page, the box that says 'Write something' and 'Share post'

Got it you have to "like" the page before you can write on it. :)
kenco_uk 12th January 2011, 15:18 Quote
Mysterious NASCAR Warfare.

Someone NEEDS to make this game.

Leisure Suit Wheelchair Carnage!

That site is what dreams are made of.
gilljoy 12th January 2011, 15:22 Quote
Rock 'n' Roll Karate Commander.

In my head this is AWESOME!!

also @ CardJoe can we enter multiple times or just the 3? wasnt too sure
CardJoe 12th January 2011, 15:25 Quote
Originally Posted by gilljoy
Rock 'n' Roll Karate Commander.

In my head this is AWESOME!!

also @ CardJoe can we enter multiple times or just the 3? wasnt too sure

Enter each one as many times as you want. I just want to see as many funny names as possible.
M7ck 12th January 2011, 15:26 Quote
True Crime: Unicorn - The Card Game
Aterius Gmork 12th January 2011, 15:34 Quote
Japanese Wedding Gladiator :D
ellism 12th January 2011, 15:34 Quote
8-Bit Scooter Scam
Matticus 12th January 2011, 15:39 Quote
Lost Sniper in the Salad Kingdom
fu manchu 12th January 2011, 15:47 Quote
Bloody Manlove Crisis
DbD 12th January 2011, 15:48 Quote
Barbie's Cowboy Romp

for bittech:
The Muppets Hardware Rescue
slaw 12th January 2011, 15:57 Quote
Rural Tank Fighter
slaw 12th January 2011, 16:01 Quote
Communist Big Game Hunter Corps

Derek Smart's Wagon Armada

Everybody Loves the Forklift Fortress

8-Bit Terrorist Journey

Soviet Viking Fest

Cyber Moped - The Lost Levels

Go Go Business Punch-Out!!

Communist Frisbee Force

Undercover Boxing Hoedown

Dracula's Football Terror

Nerf Makeout Jihad

Biblical Shaving Preacher

Miniature Yak Madness
tennisball 12th January 2011, 16:29 Quote
Excruciating Rainbow Encounter

Nasty STD Bandits

Pathetic Skate in Middle-Earth
Zenphic 12th January 2011, 16:29 Quote
Catholic Stunt XXX

hooray290 12th January 2011, 16:37 Quote
Naughty Volleyball Spree
ana3mic 12th January 2011, 16:40 Quote
"Kung-fu Cannibal Rebellion" and "Def Jam Polka Zone" were one of the best :D
cramill 12th January 2011, 16:40 Quote
Colonial Karate Annihilation!
kenco_uk 12th January 2011, 16:50 Quote
Fantastic Cheese Journey

Soviet Florist Tycoon

Twisted Porn Expert

Drug-Induced Tennis Punch-Out!!

High-Speed Hippo Punishment

Radioactive Dwarf Rave

Xir 12th January 2011, 17:34 Quote
Deep Space Metal 3D

Aligned with current technologie and my lust for a "Freespace" successor :D
What fantastic site Btw.

"Bizarre Flatulence Arena " :)
Mitcian 12th January 2011, 18:17 Quote
National Lampoon's Hippo Fandango
Lukna 12th January 2011, 18:20 Quote
Undercover Square Dancing Rocket

Asian Furry Nation

Death-Defying Aerobics DJ

and my favorite - Giant Terrorist in Space
Jaffo 12th January 2011, 18:23 Quote
In Your Face Theme Park - Total War
pimonserry 12th January 2011, 18:38 Quote
Micro Volleyball Troopers

Alcoholic Dentist Family

Hazardous Piano Marines

Cthulhu's Sex Basketball

Radical Ballet - Total War (my favourite)
Eugeny 12th January 2011, 19:16 Quote
Sid Meier's Shotgun Odyssey
That's gonna be LEGEN - wait for it -
Eugeny 12th January 2011, 19:16 Quote
Eugeny 12th January 2011, 19:17 Quote
'Frankenstein's Chocobo Party' and 'Wandering Sandwich Special Edition' are also nice options though
EvilMerc 12th January 2011, 19:27 Quote
Hillbilly Barbarian Park

Retarded Maze World Cup

I love this thing!
Grimloon 12th January 2011, 20:07 Quote
Hehe, just clicked the link and got:

Caesar's Robot Pimps

Total War meets Leisure Suit Larry possibly?
Dr. Awesome 12th January 2011, 20:27 Quote
Ebony Combat of the Third Reich
Super Plumber Police
Jack Thompson's Hammer Safari
Full Metal Barcode Strike Force

My favourite ones.
malikdrako 12th January 2011, 20:36 Quote
Dracula's Raccoon Fight Club
Magnetic Turtle - Total War
Papal Rollerball Insurrection
Kirby's Bong Hop-A-Bout
European Unicorn Farmer
Unpleasant Plunger of Might and Magic (sounds more like the name for an item)
Farfalho 12th January 2011, 20:50 Quote
Papal Barcode Groove
Farfalho 12th January 2011, 20:50 Quote
Nudist Balloon Legend
TWeaK 12th January 2011, 20:59 Quote
Many thanks Joe! Email sent over to you.

Now, do I really want to risk my relationship, degree and entire life by starting WoW? We'll have to see :)
TWeaK 12th January 2011, 21:07 Quote
'Amphibious Zamboni in the Salad Kingdom'
'Deranged Pokemon Crime Scene Investigation'

Someone should really make some of these :P
Canon 12th January 2011, 21:13 Quote
Soviet goblin from mars.
bradders2125 12th January 2011, 21:21 Quote
The Care Bears' Hockey Operatives
Whindog 12th January 2011, 22:21 Quote
Renegade Frisbee Beatdown
Whindog 12th January 2011, 22:21 Quote
Jackie Chan's Workout Nation
Whindog 12th January 2011, 22:21 Quote
Retarded Insect Rave
Whindog 12th January 2011, 22:22 Quote
Urban Katana of the Deep
Whindog 12th January 2011, 22:22 Quote
BudgetSoft Presents: Cookie Conspiracy
Whindog 12th January 2011, 22:23 Quote
Summer Vigilante of the Third Reich
emteec 12th January 2011, 22:29 Quote
Silent Handgun Runner
Fiyero 12th January 2011, 22:38 Quote
M.C. Escher's Skydiving - The Gathering Storm.

Having pretended to be an art student once in my life, that would be immense.
Yslen 13th January 2011, 00:22 Quote
Scooby Doo and the Sex from Hell

oh dear.
DLDeadbolt 13th January 2011, 00:47 Quote
Barbie's Bazooka Battle
Erotic Hitman - The Dark Project (i kinda like the sound of that xD)
Interstellar Raccoon Oppresion
World Of Mummy X (a possible WoW killer?)
Secret of the desert of the blood god
Vegetarian Sumo - Hot Pursuit (WTF?!?!)
Armored Porn Fortress
Dogbert666 13th January 2011, 01:38 Quote
Trendy Forklift Arena
SriRuleZ 13th January 2011, 04:15 Quote
Ultraviolent Makeout at the Olympics

All-American Bloodbath over Normandy
line2008 13th January 2011, 06:17 Quote
Hideous Dragon Terror
Mraedis 13th January 2011, 08:28 Quote
"Alien Hardware XXX "

Sounds more like a porn movie than a game title. xD
LJF 13th January 2011, 09:43 Quote
Killer Cheese Orchestra

I envisage a game that uses Rock Band style Accordian controllers to create a series of super-strength, lethal cheeses.
In the same vein that the slime in Ghostbusters 2 reacts to music, so does the mould in the cheese, gaining strength and pungency through the accurate execution of French folk songs.
The cheeses will then be unleashed upon an unsuspecting fine dining restaurant in an RTS style sub game.

A blockbuster smash-hit for sure.
exceededgoku 13th January 2011, 10:04 Quote
"Inappropriate Nudist Spectacular"

Love it, subtle but in your face.
Steelez 13th January 2011, 10:20 Quote
Tiger Woods' Beautician Caper - both amusing and plausible.
deathtaker27 13th January 2011, 10:25 Quote
Medieval Pirate Dreamland
EdwardTeach 13th January 2011, 11:33 Quote
The Care Bear's Android Babies!
suenstar 13th January 2011, 11:36 Quote
The Simpsons' Demon Thieves

Sounds, interesting... I might pick it up if it ever comes out.

(I'm more looking forward to "Inbred Dentist from Outer Space" though)
GeoffF 13th January 2011, 11:50 Quote
"Viking Love Rampage"
"Britney Spears' Sex of the Dead"
AvalonSunset 13th January 2011, 12:19 Quote
Christian Assault Punch-Out
Mario's Platypus Overload
Carribean Harvest Romance (That sounds like a bad novel!?)

Just got;

Team Ice Cream Jihad
mi1ez 13th January 2011, 12:40 Quote
Irritating 3D For Kids

So true....
mi1ez 13th January 2011, 12:44 Quote
Hyper Porn Tournament
mi1ez 13th January 2011, 12:45 Quote
Man, this is going to be a whole day at work wasted!
suenstar 13th January 2011, 12:57 Quote
How about some 3D Banjo Girl, brought to you exclusively buy nVidia's 3D Vision.
mikemorton 13th January 2011, 13:00 Quote
Battle Maze Dystopia

Hmm, not bad.

C'mon indie developers - get cracking.
suenstar 13th January 2011, 13:03 Quote
Biblical Dinosaur Boxing - Now that's a game I want to see!

"Surprise! Drug-Dealing Rebellion" sounds fun as well.
kenco_uk 13th January 2011, 13:07 Quote
Irish Hamster Strike Force

Ooh, hang on! This one sounds quite credible: 'Everybody Hates the Music in Space'.

Celtic Raccoon Assassins

Inappropriate Tank in My Pocket
suenstar 13th January 2011, 13:10 Quote
Oh oh! How about this one Samba de Dinosaur - Limited Edition

Or perhaps Terrible Karaoke Agent (previously known as SingStar).

I gasped at this one, Teenage Bimbo Dominator
Ciber 13th January 2011, 13:58 Quote
Claustrophobic Banjo Horror

Sounds like a more fun Horror survival than Dead Space!
suenstar 13th January 2011, 14:09 Quote
Imagine tuning your own Llama for races... like the idea? Then get ready for Beautiful Llama GT

Oh God... I think I'm hooked on this web applet now.
Though I got a very plausible one out of it:

Donkey Kong's Monkey - The Next Generation
suenstar 13th January 2011, 14:44 Quote
Umm, I think the site might be broken... I seem to be getting a pretty worrying theme through all my answers at the moment:

Tactical Booty Oppression
Chinese Manlove Boy
Mighty Sex - The Gathering Storm
Fruity Cowboy Legends
Dirty Booty in the Magic Kingdom
The Last Manlove Fiesta

This one sounds quite offensive: Asian Terrorists Online
Material 13th January 2011, 14:46 Quote
Good luck sorting through all of these Joe...
jsty3105 13th January 2011, 14:50 Quote
Inbred Disco Gone Wild
Japanese Caveman Preacher
Mary Kate and Ashley's Quantum Enforcer
Jedi Hair Salon Explosion
Undercover Wedding Tactics
Final Fantasy Zombie Spree (Because we all need more zombies...)
Xtrafresh 13th January 2011, 15:57 Quote
Caribbean Penguin Vengeance
College Programming Plus

All nice, but the win goes to:

Flying Plunger Insanity
alpaca 13th January 2011, 16:46 Quote
i came across some beauty's...

A Boy and His Limbo Creator
National Lampoon's Grizzly Bear XP
Golden Skydiving in the Salad Kingdom
Joey9801 13th January 2011, 19:21 Quote
Naughty Nazi World Cup - one can only begin to wonder about the gameplay mechanics involved :P
tyepye 13th January 2011, 19:33 Quote
Got some beauties too but the winner for the forum entry has to be:

Hazardous Dentist Apocalypse
MiNiMaL_FuSS 13th January 2011, 23:16 Quote
NOOOO, spent ages picking the best ones and writing humerous comments and then instead of clicking 'post comment' clicked 'discuss in the forums'

I'm out and will never ever write on a front page thread again, stupid buttons
AvalonSunset 14th January 2011, 10:32 Quote
Perhaps a second post is cheating but.

Unreal STD Scandal
Sensual Balloon Family

were too good not to post.
countstex 14th January 2011, 12:17 Quote
Star Wars Polka For Kids .. sounds like a Wii game :P
devilxc 14th January 2011, 13:11 Quote
Twin Wheelchair Overload ...I'd play it
Dublin_Gunner 14th January 2011, 13:51 Quote
Unremarkable Dentist Corps

Spunky Hillbilly Hero

Occult Gimp Expert

Feverish Yeti Girl

The Hunt for the Transvestite Saloon

College Sex Task Force
jon 14th January 2011, 14:51 Quote
Originally Posted by ana3mic
"Kung-fu Cannibal Rebellion" and "Def Jam Polka Zone" were one of the best :D

Two, actually. :)
jon 14th January 2011, 14:53 Quote
I need to keep that name generator linked somewhere ... :)

Sinister Prison Spectacular
Dwarven Rugby Trilogy
Transvestite Workout Nightmare
Narcoleptic Biplane World
Mary Kate and Ashley's Sword Enforcer
Sinister Demon Desperadoes

and possibly my favorite ...

French Monkey Preacher
kenco_uk 14th January 2011, 16:13 Quote
Good grief, some of these have nearly killed me :D

Here are some more:
The Muppets Llama Smackdown
Subatomic Banana Nightmare
Underwater Chess Gone Wild
Jezza 16th January 2011, 02:05 Quote
I have sorted my results in the order that they tickled my funny bone:

Fisher Price Bong Insurrection
Catholic Penguin On The Road
Internet Death Starring Mickey Mouse
Jamaican Hair Salon Unit
Forgotten Shaving Takedown
Big-Time Kitchen All-Stars

Very amusing competition, me likey.
GeoffF 16th January 2011, 07:35 Quote
Masters of the Bimbo of Death
Flamboyant Sandwich Bandits
Hazardous Manlove Fiasco
Epic Flatulence in Middle-Earth
Naughty Rainbow Creator
Ultraviolent Princess Melee
My First Banana Scandal
Frankenstein's Porn Remix
Erotic Frisbee Special Edition
Celebrity STD Espionage
TCoZ 16th January 2011, 08:48 Quote
College Underwear Incident
The Care Bears' Business Fight Club
Political Goth in Crazyland
AvalonSunset 19th January 2011, 14:08 Quote
Papal Hang Glider DS

Apathetic 3D World Cup

Elderly Nudist : Special Edition

Alien Samurai Pimps

Mark-Kate and Ashley's Hippo Experience - I'll let you minds wander.
Stewb 19th January 2011, 20:58 Quote
Middle-Eastern Battleship - The Lost Levels

Sounds awesome :P

EDIT@ Curse of the Turtle Oppression

I fear the day...
Aracos 21st January 2011, 03:49 Quote
Unreal Alligator at the Olympics
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