Bit-Gamer Competition #4
Posted on 12th Jan 2011 at 14:36 by Joe Martin with 96 comments
We may have only just come out of our tiny, smelly podcast studio, but we're still eager to give away more prizes in the name of bit-gamer.
This week we've got three PC games to give away courtesy of Paradox Interactive!
Forum Prize - King Arthur: The RPG Wargame
Twitter Prize - Majesty 2
Facebook Prize - Mount and Blade: Warband
We're also giving in to popular demand and opening the competition to the forums - but with a twist. What we'd like you to do is have a go on the Online Videogame Name Generator and see us what titles come out as a result.
Then, if you want to win a copy of King Arthur, post the result to comments thread below this article. If you've got your eye on Majesty 2 then send your title to @bit_gamer on Twitter. Finally, if you hope to win Mount and Blade: Warband, post your game name on our Facebook page (you may have to 'Like' the page before you can post to it).

Want all three games? Enter three times!
You can enter as many times as you want and you can enter for all three prizes too as well. Winners will be selected randomly and announced on Monday 26th January. Pay attention to the Twitter and Facebook pages for other, more ad-hoc competitions too.
Speaking of which, it's now time to announce the winners of the last competition! Congratulations to Nick Bunce, Edwin Khoo and Mike Winder, each of whom grabbed themselves a copy of World of Warcraft: Cataclysm, a Blizzard t-shirt and a copy of Chris Ryan's Medal of Honor novella.
Now, start telling us what game names you've generated. Our first one is...Sleepy Car Disaster.
This week we've got three PC games to give away courtesy of Paradox Interactive!
Forum Prize - King Arthur: The RPG Wargame
Twitter Prize - Majesty 2
Facebook Prize - Mount and Blade: Warband
We're also giving in to popular demand and opening the competition to the forums - but with a twist. What we'd like you to do is have a go on the Online Videogame Name Generator and see us what titles come out as a result.
Then, if you want to win a copy of King Arthur, post the result to comments thread below this article. If you've got your eye on Majesty 2 then send your title to @bit_gamer on Twitter. Finally, if you hope to win Mount and Blade: Warband, post your game name on our Facebook page (you may have to 'Like' the page before you can post to it).

Want all three games? Enter three times!
You can enter as many times as you want and you can enter for all three prizes too as well. Winners will be selected randomly and announced on Monday 26th January. Pay attention to the Twitter and Facebook pages for other, more ad-hoc competitions too.
Speaking of which, it's now time to announce the winners of the last competition! Congratulations to Nick Bunce, Edwin Khoo and Mike Winder, each of whom grabbed themselves a copy of World of Warcraft: Cataclysm, a Blizzard t-shirt and a copy of Chris Ryan's Medal of Honor novella.
Now, start telling us what game names you've generated. Our first one is...Sleepy Car Disaster.





96 Comments
Discuss in the forums ReplyJust post it to the wall.
The wall doesn't have a comment box though....
Just checked with a different account - it's write at the top of the page, the box that says 'Write something' and 'Share post'
Got it you have to "like" the page before you can write on it. :)
Someone NEEDS to make this game.
Leisure Suit Wheelchair Carnage!
That site is what dreams are made of.
In my head this is AWESOME!!
also @ CardJoe can we enter multiple times or just the 3? wasnt too sure
Enter each one as many times as you want. I just want to see as many funny names as possible.
for bittech:
The Muppets Hardware Rescue
Derek Smart's Wagon Armada
Everybody Loves the Forklift Fortress
8-Bit Terrorist Journey
Soviet Viking Fest
Cyber Moped - The Lost Levels
Go Go Business Punch-Out!!
Communist Frisbee Force
Undercover Boxing Hoedown
Dracula's Football Terror
Nerf Makeout Jihad
Biblical Shaving Preacher
Miniature Yak Madness
Nasty STD Bandits
Pathetic Skate in Middle-Earth
:o
Soviet Florist Tycoon
Twisted Porn Expert
Drug-Induced Tennis Punch-Out!!
High-Speed Hippo Punishment
Radioactive Dwarf Rave
:):):)
Aligned with current technologie and my lust for a "Freespace" successor :D
What fantastic site Btw.
"Bizarre Flatulence Arena " :)
Asian Furry Nation
Death-Defying Aerobics DJ
and my favorite - Giant Terrorist in Space
Alcoholic Dentist Family
Hazardous Piano Marines
Cthulhu's Sex Basketball
Radical Ballet - Total War (my favourite)
That's gonna be LEGEN - wait for it -
Retarded Maze World Cup
I love this thing!
Caesar's Robot Pimps
Total War meets Leisure Suit Larry possibly?
Super Plumber Police
Jack Thompson's Hammer Safari
Full Metal Barcode Strike Force
My favourite ones.
Magnetic Turtle - Total War
Papal Rollerball Insurrection
Kirby's Bong Hop-A-Bout
European Unicorn Farmer
Unpleasant Plunger of Might and Magic (sounds more like the name for an item)
Now, do I really want to risk my relationship, degree and entire life by starting WoW? We'll have to see :)
'Deranged Pokemon Crime Scene Investigation'
Someone should really make some of these :P
Having pretended to be an art student once in my life, that would be immense.
oh dear.
Erotic Hitman - The Dark Project (i kinda like the sound of that xD)
Interstellar Raccoon Oppresion
World Of Mummy X (a possible WoW killer?)
Secret of the desert of the blood god
Vegetarian Sumo - Hot Pursuit (WTF?!?!)
Armored Porn Fortress
All-American Bloodbath over Normandy
Sounds more like a porn movie than a game title. xD
I envisage a game that uses Rock Band style Accordian controllers to create a series of super-strength, lethal cheeses.
In the same vein that the slime in Ghostbusters 2 reacts to music, so does the mould in the cheese, gaining strength and pungency through the accurate execution of French folk songs.
The cheeses will then be unleashed upon an unsuspecting fine dining restaurant in an RTS style sub game.
A blockbuster smash-hit for sure.
Love it, subtle but in your face.
Sounds, interesting... I might pick it up if it ever comes out.
(I'm more looking forward to "Inbred Dentist from Outer Space" though)
"Britney Spears' Sex of the Dead"
Mario's Platypus Overload
Carribean Harvest Romance (That sounds like a bad novel!?)
Just got;
Team Ice Cream Jihad
So true....
Hmm, not bad.
C'mon indie developers - get cracking.
Edit:
"Surprise! Drug-Dealing Rebellion" sounds fun as well.
Ooh, hang on! This one sounds quite credible: 'Everybody Hates the Music in Space'.
Celtic Raccoon Assassins
Inappropriate Tank in My Pocket
Or perhaps Terrible Karaoke Agent (previously known as SingStar).
Edit:
I gasped at this one, Teenage Bimbo Dominator
Sounds like a more fun Horror survival than Dead Space!
Edit:
Oh God... I think I'm hooked on this web applet now.
Though I got a very plausible one out of it:
Donkey Kong's Monkey - The Next Generation
Tactical Booty Oppression
Chinese Manlove Boy
Mighty Sex - The Gathering Storm
Fruity Cowboy Legends
Dirty Booty in the Magic Kingdom
The Last Manlove Fiesta
This one sounds quite offensive: Asian Terrorists Online
Japanese Caveman Preacher
Mary Kate and Ashley's Quantum Enforcer
Jedi Hair Salon Explosion
Undercover Wedding Tactics
Final Fantasy Zombie Spree (Because we all need more zombies...)
College Programming Plus
All nice, but the win goes to:
Flying Plunger Insanity
A Boy and His Limbo Creator
National Lampoon's Grizzly Bear XP
Golden Skydiving in the Salad Kingdom
Hazardous Dentist Apocalypse
I'm out and will never ever write on a front page thread again, stupid buttons
Unreal STD Scandal
&
Sensual Balloon Family
were too good not to post.
Spunky Hillbilly Hero
Occult Gimp Expert
Feverish Yeti Girl
The Hunt for the Transvestite Saloon
College Sex Task Force
Two, actually. :)
Sinister Prison Spectacular
Dwarven Rugby Trilogy
Transvestite Workout Nightmare
Narcoleptic Biplane World
Mary Kate and Ashley's Sword Enforcer
Sinister Demon Desperadoes
and possibly my favorite ...
French Monkey Preacher
Here are some more:
The Muppets Llama Smackdown
Subatomic Banana Nightmare
Underwater Chess Gone Wild
Fisher Price Bong Insurrection
Catholic Penguin On The Road
Internet Death Starring Mickey Mouse
Jamaican Hair Salon Unit
Forgotten Shaving Takedown
Big-Time Kitchen All-Stars
Very amusing competition, me likey.
Flamboyant Sandwich Bandits
Hazardous Manlove Fiasco
Epic Flatulence in Middle-Earth
Naughty Rainbow Creator
Ultraviolent Princess Melee
My First Banana Scandal
Frankenstein's Porn Remix
Erotic Frisbee Special Edition
Celebrity STD Espionage
The Care Bears' Business Fight Club
Political Goth in Crazyland
Apathetic 3D World Cup
Elderly Nudist : Special Edition
Alien Samurai Pimps
Mark-Kate and Ashley's Hippo Experience - I'll let you minds wander.
Sounds awesome :P
EDIT@ Curse of the Turtle Oppression
I fear the day...