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I'd wear that: bit-tech t-shirts

Posted on 20th Sep 2010 at 11:33 by Alex Watson with 210 comments

Alex Watson
Summer's over, mornings are getting a little colder and you're probably wondering where your gloves are.

Clearly, the time is right to introduce a new range of t-shirts!

Yes, that's right, we're finally making some new bit-tech and Custom PC merchandise, in the shape of a series of t-shirts. Which are of course, shaped like ts.

They'll be on sale soon, but before they launch, we'd like to get to some input from you, the community. Post any slogans or ideas you'd like to see on an official bit-tech / CPC t-shirt in the forums. We'll pick the best ones and if your slogan does get selected, we'll send a few free shirts your way.

Here's the first two we've designed:

I'd wear that: bit-tech t-shirts
Click to enlarge

We have a few more up our sleeves (and they'll all be available in multiple colours), but before revealing them, we'd like to get your thoughts. So, think you can do better? Get posting then!

210 Comments

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dangerman1337 20th September 2010, 11:37 Quote
Need relix T-Shirt, fail for not having it .
Pieface 20th September 2010, 11:39 Quote
Lake of cheesecake disappoints.
Krikkit 20th September 2010, 11:41 Quote
Do mods get a free one if we post a silly picture of us wearing it? :p
stonedsurd 20th September 2010, 11:46 Quote
Relix and cheesecake suggestions seconded.

How about one with the beanbag?

EDIT: available in the US?
Sifter3000 20th September 2010, 11:47 Quote
Updated it - there's another four or five we've designed, I just wanted to get people's ideas first.

Also, would anyone actually buy the Relix one? Really?
Sifter3000 20th September 2010, 11:49 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by stonedsurd
EDIT: available in the US?

Yes.
stonedsurd 20th September 2010, 11:51 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sifter3000
Updated it - there's another four or five we've designed, I just wanted to get people's ideas first.
Updated what? I don't see anything new.

EDIT: Oh, the text, not the pics. Moar pics stat!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sifter3000
Also, would anyone actually buy the Relix one? Really?
Absolutely!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sifter3000
Yes.
;)
mi1ez 20th September 2010, 11:53 Quote
The cheesecake is a lie!
EvilMerc 20th September 2010, 11:54 Quote
Your lack of cheesecake disturbs me.
QuietlyConfident 20th September 2010, 11:55 Quote
What sizes will they be available in? Love that green one!
flibblesan 20th September 2010, 11:57 Quote
Very very nice tshirts! I'd love a Relix one too. My photoshop skills are fail but I've done a quick mock-up of what I think would make a good Relix tshirt. http://twitpic.com/2q9xtr
Sifter3000 20th September 2010, 11:58 Quote
Also, as Joe points out, if we sold a Relix shirt, we'd need to get his permission.
mikeuk2004 20th September 2010, 11:59 Quote
Brilliant, nevethought you would make one about Bindi's ban hammer. classic.

May have to buy one. Is there anything on the back? ie your logo or anything?
flibblesan 20th September 2010, 11:59 Quote
Got an idea for a slogan. "The Butler did it"
stonedsurd 20th September 2010, 12:00 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sifter3000
Also, as Joe points out, if we sold a Relix shirt, we'd need to get his permission.

Ask him!
Bad_cancer 20th September 2010, 12:03 Quote
Id buy one, if you ship out here to mauritius.

Also, Can i haz teh cheesecake plz????
Phalanx 20th September 2010, 12:15 Quote
A couple of ideas that came up around the office when I brought this up:

"If it ain't broke, mod it!"
"On the 8th day, God overclocked."

And my own contribution:

"Bit-Tech: That's right, we gave Halo: Reach a 7!" ;)
MaverickWill 20th September 2010, 12:15 Quote
I think you ALL know what I want on my T-shirt...

EDIT: Not NSFW, but perhaps NSF-taste and decency - linky
stonedsurd 20th September 2010, 12:17 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ph4lanx
A couple of ideas that came up around the office when I brought this up:

"If it ain't broke, mod it!"
"On the 8th day, God overclocked."
Nice!
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaverickWill
I think you ALL know what I want on my T-shirt...
:)
sleepygamer 20th September 2010, 12:19 Quote
*Chin Scratch*

I want the whole CPC / bit team, arms folded, arranged in an arrow fashion, Alex at the front, all looking at the camera. Like you are a metal band posing for a magazine shoot.

Edit: Aside from that gem, how about:

"iMod"

"I've got the best hardware around."

"1000 Watts of Power"

"My hard drives are solid state."

"My fans blow AND suck."

Can you see a recurring theme here? :P Only the first one was a serious suggestion.
proxess 20th September 2010, 12:26 Quote
A picture of a cheesecake and a FTW under it!

or...
IT'S OVER 9000!!!11one!1
MaverickWill 20th September 2010, 12:37 Quote
"We are demotivated..."

Anyone?
Orionche 20th September 2010, 12:38 Quote
"Would you like to see my dremel?"

Too much?
Fizzban 20th September 2010, 12:48 Quote
"Bit-tech T-shirt

But can it play crisis?"




I'll get my coat..
Xtrafresh 20th September 2010, 12:52 Quote
I want a polo with the dremel smiley where normally the faggy ralph lauren logo would be.

I like the "I mod , therefore i am" slogan.
Some more slogan ideas:
- "Warranty: void"
- "Don't ask me why"
- "No, i will not mod your computer"
- "I'm not Sparta" *hides*
- "Will mod for cheesecake"
roblikesbeer 20th September 2010, 12:53 Quote
You don't need a clever slogan, just a t-shirt with a big picture of Harry's grinning face on it!

I like the cheesecake FTW idea, as that was the first one I thought of too.
Kempas 20th September 2010, 12:55 Quote
How about:

"I agree with Joe"

and....

actually, I'm all out.
MaverickWill 20th September 2010, 12:55 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe in disguise
How about:

"I agree with Joe." ?

Fixed. ;-)
Kempas 20th September 2010, 13:10 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaverickWill
Fixed. ;-)

A full-stop? On a t-shirt? What madness is this...?
antiHero 20th September 2010, 13:10 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xtrafresh

- "Will mod for cheesecake"

Love it!
javaman 20th September 2010, 13:23 Quote
You should make it a competition. Winner gets their design made and sent to them.

I also want sleepygamer to start his own clothing line xD
Blademrk 20th September 2010, 13:29 Quote
You at least need one with the Bit-Tech Logo somewhere.

You've got Bindi's hammer, you also need one with the Krikkit Bat :D

Relix says Relax

F.T.W. = Cheesecake

If in doubt, Mod it!
sleepygamer 20th September 2010, 13:30 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by javaman
I also want sleepygamer to start his own clothing line xD

Based entirely around hardware innuendo and bad puns?

Yeah, I'm up for it. :D

>.>

(I'll put my HARDware in-your-endo.)
Combatus 20th September 2010, 13:33 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaverickWill
I think you ALL know what I want on my T-shirt...

EDIT: Not NSFW, but perhaps NSF-taste and decency - linky

Ah, my days in the Chippendales. Glad I still have a fan base!:D
Bauul 20th September 2010, 14:02 Quote
Ideally you need slogans that obviously relate to Bit, but are fully understandable by the general public, even if they've never heard of modding.

"Never Enough Wattage"
"Not bad... but will it play Crysis?"
"Everything's better with Liquid Nitrogen"
"What's A Dremel?" (post-modern T-Shirt slogans FTW!)
"WASD+LMB = 42" (is that too obscure an attack on games consoles?)
roblikesbeer 20th September 2010, 14:10 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bauul

"WASD+LMB = 42" (is that too obscure an attack on games consoles?)

Love it!
sleepygamer 20th September 2010, 14:17 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaverickWill
I think you ALL know what I want on my T-shirt...

EDIT: Not NSFW, but perhaps NSF-taste and decency - linky

Just for you and Mr. Leather to enjoy.
MaverickWill 20th September 2010, 14:21 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by sleepygamer
Just for you and Mr. Leather to enjoy.

Accompanied by the tagline "Hell Bent For Leather!"

mpCfWn5TQkI
The boy 4rm oz 20th September 2010, 14:28 Quote
Guys guys, I think we are all forgetting "Blame it on Cheaps" :D.
Hustler 20th September 2010, 14:30 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by QuietlyConfident
What sizes will they be available in?

Small
Medium
Large
Fatty
Fat F*****R
American
Fizzban 20th September 2010, 14:36 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hustler
Small
Medium
Large
Fatty
Fat *******
American

You forgot the Walrus size between Fat ******* and American.
sleepygamer 20th September 2010, 14:36 Quote
"I'll void your warranty with my high class hardware."

"Metal Surgeon" (With a picture of a cartoon dremel.)

"My ride has 4" spinners."

"I'm not just cool, I'm watercooled."

"Modder with a heart of LN2."

"Ideas Inside"
Phil Rhodes 20th September 2010, 14:48 Quote
You mod therefore you are?

You hardly cover modding anymore.
Burnout21 20th September 2010, 14:49 Quote
want the bindi ban hammer one, lol!
Snips 20th September 2010, 14:57 Quote
"I have no friends"

"People only call me when they can't open their email"

"Friday nights are always free for me, just like every other night of the week"

"What's a Girl?"

"I would take your number but I dont have a pen since there's no chest pocket to hold my pens on this t-shirt"

"I still live with my mum"

"Shed's Rule!"
MaverickWill 20th September 2010, 15:02 Quote
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
sleepygamer 20th September 2010, 15:14 Quote
"I know how to turn you on..."

"I'll fill your loop with my anti-corrosive fluids."

"I'm hot like a GF100."

"I only have one heatpipe, but it's over an inch thick."
RichCreedy 20th September 2010, 15:16 Quote
bit tech mug printed on t-shirt
The Googler 20th September 2010, 15:18 Quote
I need a cape, I know I never do anything here but I'm still the resident forum sperhero. :(
WildThing 20th September 2010, 15:25 Quote
Quote:

Lol, nice. *waits for Joe to see this *
Quote:
Originally Posted by sleepygamer
"I know how to turn you on..."

"I'll fill your loop with my anti-corrosive fluids."

"I'm hot like a GF100."

"I only have one heatpipe, but it's over an inch thick."

Those are all quality.
KayDat 20th September 2010, 15:27 Quote
How about a simple "Measure twice, cut once"?
Picarro 20th September 2010, 15:27 Quote
"Sex?

Nope, I don't get any"
Cyberpower-UK 20th September 2010, 15:32 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xtrafresh
"Warranty: void"
if removed
Ending Credits 20th September 2010, 15:40 Quote
"What's a dremel?"
Nexxo 20th September 2010, 16:21 Quote
+ 1 on the Relix and Cheesecake t-shirts.
TheBlackSwordsMan 20th September 2010, 16:24 Quote
'' This is Sparta ! NO THIS IS PATRICK !! ''
" Antec What are you Smoking ''
'' Bittech the way to go ''
guvnar 20th September 2010, 16:26 Quote
I'd like to see a black t-shirt with a screenshot of the wireframe graphocs of Elite with the winged logo on the back

Would pay handsomely for that.
alex101 20th September 2010, 16:33 Quote
"nVidia - seeking alternatives to central heating since 1993"
Xtrafresh 20th September 2010, 16:41 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyberpower-UK
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xtrafresh
warranty void
if removed
why didn't i think of that?
Rustynutts 20th September 2010, 16:41 Quote
Try Bit-tech..tastes a Bit-like cheescake :)
Sloth 20th September 2010, 16:48 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ph4lanx
"On the 8th day, God overclocked."
I was hoping to come up with some witty idea of my own, but this just takes the [cheese]cake! +1!
Nexxo 20th September 2010, 17:03 Quote
"Overclocked chips;
the fans scream defiance at
the god of defaults."



Do: the path of never-ending mastery.
Modding: the act of modifying a piece of hardware or software to perform a function not originally conceived or intended by the designer.
Mod Do: Way of the modder.
Bit-Tech.net: Spiritual home of Mod Do
Fizzban 20th September 2010, 17:03 Quote
Burned out PSU? BSOD when you log on?

Should have gone to bit-tech.
Combatus 20th September 2010, 17:22 Quote
[QUOTE=MaverickWill]
Quote:
Originally Posted by sleepygamer
Just for you and Mr. Leather to enjoy.

Accompanied by the tagline "Hell Bent For Leather!"

Will, if you go round wearing this, I really won't mind. It might make me look over my shoulder more than I do at the moment because of your antics too. Just don't sue Dennis for damages when bad things happen to you :)
John_T 20th September 2010, 17:24 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by sleepygamer
"iMod"

Far and away the best one yet.

Quote:
Originally Posted by RichCreedy
bit tech mug printed on t-shirt

Also funny.
sleepygamer 20th September 2010, 17:25 Quote
Mr. Leather, it's your own fault, really. You encouraged him, and look what you created.
Quote:
Originally Posted by John_T
Far and away the best one yet.

I was surprised it hadn't been mentioned before, frankly.
Material 20th September 2010, 18:04 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by sleepygamer

"I'm hot like a GF100."

"I only have one heatpipe, but it's over an inch thick."

funnies
Canon 20th September 2010, 18:09 Quote
"Pretty hot yeah?"

Back: "You havn't seen my Fermi yet."
C-Sniper 20th September 2010, 18:17 Quote
Hacking, not just for software

Looking for God? Just ask for Relix.
Woodspoon 20th September 2010, 18:34 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by mi1ez
The cheesecake is a lie!


Epic : )
legice 20th September 2010, 18:38 Quote
copy, paste, re-post

keeping it modded

warranty? lol (put a cartooney power tool next to it)

Still working? Fit it (or I'l fix it)

Brand new... still not good enough (or without the still and a picture of something cartooney with an upgrade)

H2O < LOX
CharlO 20th September 2010, 18:56 Quote
Cogito ergo mod, love it.

Well actually yours is "Mod ergo sum"...
docodine 20th September 2010, 18:59 Quote
How about a list of all of the stuff that gets posted in the introduction threads? Relix, cheesecake, Bindi's hammer, John's infinite wisdom, the demotivational thread..

The iMod shirt would be tacky and the whole i prefix goes aganst what most of us stand for here on Bit :-[

How about a shirt with a full row of green rep bars on the front and red rep on the back, along with the mouseover text?
knuck 20th September 2010, 19:04 Quote
nice !

I'd love one with the old bit tech logo !
MSHunter 20th September 2010, 19:05 Quote
Do you think thats code your writing? - Morpheus

I find your lack of Distro's disturbing.

May the Source be with you.

(Pic with Bill gates and Steve jobs)
Caption to read:

Steve: "We must prepare for tomorrow night.
Bill: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?
Steve: The same thing we do every night, Bill
- try to take over the world!
mikeuk2004 20th September 2010, 19:17 Quote
How about the most asked question on bit-tech.

"Who is Relix"

I think a big picture of relix on the back with "Who is Relix" or "Bit-Tech Mascot" and a small Bit-Tech logo on the front right breast.

Or

OMG,
Relix & Cheesecake
In Gods Name
What Have We Created!

I imagine there wont be a Relix T-shirt as he would demand royalties :)
John_T 20th September 2010, 19:20 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by docodine
The iMod shirt would be tacky...

Yeah, because everything else mentioned thus far just oozes urbane sophistication! :D
cukzta 20th September 2010, 19:31 Quote
slogan idea: ROG over Beethoven
cukzta 20th September 2010, 19:32 Quote
slogan idea: PC Modders: Make it so...

Slogan idea: Elbow deep in tech

slogan idea: Off the shelf my ass I'm an OC Monkey

slogan idea: Off the shelf my ass I'm an OC Monkey
John_T 20th September 2010, 19:37 Quote
Oh come on then, let me put myself up for ridicule too: :)


bit-tech: For when you absolutely, positively have to get the highest MHz in the room, accept no substitute.

(You could even have a monochrome pic of a couple of the bit-tech staff wearing Jules & Vincent style suits).
Canon 20th September 2010, 19:38 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by cukzta
Slogan idea: Elbow deep in tech

Slogan idea: Edit button, it works, honest!
cukzta 20th September 2010, 19:39 Quote
Slogan idea: and cranky said "just one more minute...."
Nexxo 20th September 2010, 19:44 Quote
Dude. EDIT button (there's a t-shirt right there).

Anyhow, here's some possible designs.

Sleepygamer's "iMod":

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=32&pictureid=13821

My "Overclocked Haiku":

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=32&pictureid=13822

And Mi1es' "The Cheesecake is a lie":

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=32&pictureid=13820

EDIT: and legice's "Repost":

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=32&pictureid=13823
cukzta 20th September 2010, 19:47 Quote
Slogan: Modding is a gift from God, given so we may praise him and exalt him
cukzta 20th September 2010, 19:48 Quote
Custom PC, Bit Tech - Hey, you know what to do
thehippoz 20th September 2010, 19:50 Quote
what about FERMI SUCKS on the back

I'll probably buy the bindi one.. what about 'Warrior vs Elton' or a list of nexxos rules
Canon 20th September 2010, 19:59 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by thehippoz
what about FERMI SUCKS on the back

I'll probably buy the bindi one.. what about 'Warrior vs Elton' or a list of nexxos rules

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/3659/fermitee.png
Publ!c Enemy 20th September 2010, 19:59 Quote
Slogan idea: Go for gold, with a CPC premium award picture underneath.
kzinti1 20th September 2010, 20:08 Quote
I never buy t-shirts from anyone. (Got your attention now?)
I cannot wear t-shirts with crew necks.
This isn't some sort of vanity or anything else.
Crew neck t-shirts make me choke. Physically.
I've always had this problem. Thank God my parents found this out when I was a baby oh these many decades ago!
I had a waiver during my time in the US Air Force from having to wear crew neck t-shirts or any uniform that was tight around my neck. The Air Force didn't mind since they couldn't have me going around with my face always being Air Force blue.
Several years ago I began noticing I wasn't the only one with this problem. I started realizing many people wearing crew neck t-shirts that had been torn at the front of their necks and asked why.
They mostly admitted to having the same problem as me. Others were just slobs.
No, none of this is a joke by any means. It is a physical disability that I've found no answer to.
There are v-neck t-shirts available in very many colors now. I would pay a premium for shirts such as these if you had them available as an option. Please consider this. There are also a lot of people that would buy v-necks if you made them available.
I'm sure many of you will find this quite hilarious so go ahead and post all of your little sniggering comments. I've heard them all.
I ask others who have this affliction to also post. Maybe then we may find some solace and compassion from people that haven't a clue as to what I'm saying.
Snips 20th September 2010, 20:20 Quote
"Yeah you guessed right, that is tap holding my glasses together"

"My other mod is a LHC" (Large Hadron Collider)

"I'm kind of a big deal" (Stolen straight from Anchorman)
GregTheRotter 20th September 2010, 20:33 Quote
cheesecake ftw.
Jampotp 20th September 2010, 20:59 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by EvilMerc
Your lack of cheesecake disturbs me.

+1
DarkFear 20th September 2010, 21:11 Quote
*Picture/drawing of 3-way SLI/Crossfire
Anyone for a 3some?

Front : I am NOT a geek!
Back : I prefer "hardware enthusiast"
Material 20th September 2010, 21:22 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snips

"My other mod is a LHC" (Large Hadron Collider)

If anyone needed the brackets, get out.
confusis 20th September 2010, 21:25 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nexxo
Dude. EDIT button (there's a t-shirt right there).

Anyhow, here's some possible designs.

Sleepygamer's "iMod":

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=32&pictureid=13821

My "Overclocked Haiku":

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=32&pictureid=13822

And Mi1es' "The Cheesecake is a lie":

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=32&pictureid=13820

EDIT: and legice's "Repost":

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=32&pictureid=13823

+rep for these, I think they're perfect!
knuck 20th September 2010, 21:28 Quote
I believe a T-Shirt with a power glove on it would sell pretty well
Nikols 20th September 2010, 21:28 Quote
crysis sucks!


(famous bit-tech quote from explosive article & thread)
ZortB 20th September 2010, 21:34 Quote
A picture of a dremmel with " I came, I saw, I modded it!"
echeb 20th September 2010, 21:43 Quote
what about 'THAT thread. R.I.P. 26.6.10' with just 2 pics of the ban hammer underneath, one holding on each side.
sleepygamer 20th September 2010, 22:10 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZortB
A picture of a dremmel with " I came, I saw, I modded it!"

Veni, Vidi, Venati?

Venatus means game, so I'm probably butchering Latin quite a lot here, but that could mean "I came, I saw, I gamed."?

Too obscure?
jcb121 20th September 2010, 22:29 Quote
Combatus 20th September 2010, 22:40 Quote
Not sure if it would be possible but what about a collage of loads of different mods? If it could cover the entire T-shirt that would be EPIC. A slogan would still work with it too and they could be cut out obviously - this is just a 1min paint job.

Something like this but all over the T-shirt
http://img713.imageshack.us/i/33324155.jpg/
CardJoe 20th September 2010, 22:58 Quote
Personally I like the simple, propaganda look: three or four hands raised in the air, clutching screwdrivers and gamepads, kinda along these lines: http://www.quatroworld.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Red-Faction256x256.png and with a pithy line underneath, like "Joe is awesome" or something.
Canon 20th September 2010, 23:14 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Combatus
Not sure if it would be possible but what about a collage of loads of different mods? If it could cover the entire T-shirt that would be EPIC. A slogan would still work with it too and they could be cut out obviously - this is just a 1min paint job.

Something like this but all over the T-shirt
http://img713.imageshack.us/i/33324155.jpg/

If someone took the time to turn each image into a vector and overlap them appropriately that would be an awesome shirt indeed.
Nexxo 20th September 2010, 23:14 Quote
I think something Soviet propaganda art: a fist holding a dremel; or a spoof on the Rosie the Riveter "We can do it!" WWII poster: We can mod it. I'll knock up some images tomorrow.
sleepygamer 20th September 2010, 23:58 Quote
I tried to knock up an image for my "Modder with a heart of LN2" idea, but I r teh failz with the 'shopz.
Material 21st September 2010, 00:16 Quote
I'd seriously just go for a simple polo T with a small bit-tech logo on the left breast. Smart and understated.

Either that or a little slice of cheesecake instead of the logo, or a mince pie of course.
Panomama 21st September 2010, 01:09 Quote
Some of my own ones I came up with:

If it's moddable, mod it
Kid's have lego, we have a workshop.
Modding is our world, Is it yours?
Modding is our world, Are you in it?
Forget CoD, Mod
Factories make tech, We mod it.
THIS IS PC WORLD!!! No, this is bit-tech.
Your pc, Have you modded it?

No doubt already been suggested: I Mod, Therefore I Own
talladega 21st September 2010, 01:10 Quote
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Rogan 21st September 2010, 01:16 Quote
Cue 4 boxes of unwanted t-shirts sitting in the labs for years again.

:( In all seriousness, if you want to make decent shirts hire an artist. Do a sponsored compo on threadless.


Alternatively I'm calling it now, and in a couple of years when there's a clearout I'll take a box. I always need something to wear when I'm in the workshop.
sleepygamer 21st September 2010, 02:06 Quote
Wait a second...

An old classic?

"More RAM than a flock of goats."
javaman 21st September 2010, 02:06 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by thehippoz
what about FERMI SUCKS on the back

I'll probably buy the bindi one.. what about 'Warrior vs Elton' or a list of nexxos rules

Can we unban warrior I kinda miss his ramblings
thehippoz 21st September 2010, 03:40 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by javaman
Can we unban warrior I kinda miss his ramblings

yeah every forum needs a warrior to keep things interesting or like on evga- a guy who claimed to have a really high iq.. then got trolled so badly one weekend he rage quit the forum

those are always entertaining
Gunsmith 21st September 2010, 03:57 Quote
he didnt rage, we got him banhammered
Bad_cancer 21st September 2010, 05:12 Quote
so we having this competition or what? Just give us a high def logo and we are off :D
Javerh 21st September 2010, 06:25 Quote
"Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas"

I second the Cheap-shirt!
knuck 21st September 2010, 06:47 Quote
Also, if you really intend on selling t-shirts, make sure you make them in all sizes for all of us fatties on this side of the pond
pizzanbeer 21st September 2010, 10:32 Quote
Have T Shirts of the month.12 diffrent t shirts.We can never get enough good t shirts.V necks rule :)
RedFlames 21st September 2010, 10:39 Quote
imo there needs to be one with the CPC 'Crazy but Cool' logo...

+1 for the 'your lack of cheesecake disturbs me' and for a v-neck option
Infiniti 21st September 2010, 10:46 Quote
i want i want :D
Kempas 21st September 2010, 10:51 Quote
You know, I'd actually pay money for:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nexxo
Dude. EDIT button (there's a t-shirt right there).

My "Overclocked Haiku":

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=32&pictureid=13822

And Mi1es' "The Cheesecake is a lie":

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=32&pictureid=13820

Both of these are awesome.

The Dremel one is good too. :D
dangerman1337 21st September 2010, 10:55 Quote
I've got a new idea, how about a markini man t-shirt would do well with the ladies .
Nexxo 21st September 2010, 10:59 Quote
Other slogans:

"Are we still in the game?"

"Bit-Tech. 100% Cheesecake."
lp1988 21st September 2010, 11:23 Quote
"if it is not broken, Mod it"

Would have thought this one would have been here by now.

but love the "1000 Watts of Power"
Xir 21st September 2010, 11:40 Quote
+1
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fizzban
But can it play crisis?"

And obviously...the Bit-Tech Logo (on a V-Neck)

Or this Guy in big
Xir 21st September 2010, 11:44 Quote
Where the heck did this "Relix" hype start anyway?
samkiller42 21st September 2010, 12:27 Quote
Can i haz just the bit-tech logo pwease.
Nice and simple, and easy to iron obviously.

And my humble contribution:
"Press the 'Any' Key"

Sam
BRAWL 21st September 2010, 12:29 Quote
"Bit-Tech, Owning Crysis since <original Bit-tech opening day>"

With a big Bit-Tech logo on the back?
Phalanx 21st September 2010, 13:01 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by lp1988
"if it is not broken, Mod it"

Would have thought this one would have been here by now.

I already said that one a while back ;)
cjmUK 21st September 2010, 13:05 Quote
Don't have any inspiration myself, but I agree with a relix shirt, and Cheesecake F T W. Also like Nexxo's Mod Do one, and What's a Dremel.

However, I'm dead against anything to do with Patrick, Sparta or leather. These are the lamest aspects of the last couple of years on BT and are things we want to forget not celebrate.
CustomPCMAX 21st September 2010, 13:06 Quote
Love the "I Mod, therefore I am".
lp1988 21st September 2010, 13:09 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ph4lanx
I already said that one a while back ;)

sorry must have missed that
sleepygamer 21st September 2010, 13:41 Quote
mrbens 21st September 2010, 14:13 Quote
Nevermind the t-shirts, sell me a CustomPC mug!!
RedFlames 21st September 2010, 14:44 Quote
"I successfully overclocked this t-shirt... when I bought it, it was a 'small'..."

and/or

"I successfully modded this t-shirt... when I bought it, it was blue..."
sleepygamer 21st September 2010, 14:58 Quote
Would that mean anyone buying an XS had to underclock theirs, because it was just too hot?
Jimbob94 21st September 2010, 15:35 Quote
Now all we need is a picture of a telephone and 'calling Nexxo...' on one.
eddtox 21st September 2010, 15:41 Quote
Bit-Tech: We'll even mod the Llama's ass

You weren't there, man.

0101010101001011
barbary 21st September 2010, 15:51 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fizzban
"Bit-tech T-shirt

But can it play crisis?"




I'll get my coat..

See I loved this
CardJoe 21st September 2010, 16:03 Quote
"Get your geek on"
AshT 21st September 2010, 16:07 Quote
I'm not reading 8 pages of thread to see if anyone has suggested this - how about a Dremel T.

Dremel must have made a fair few sales from readers of this site and be well-up for an alliance?
Nexxo 21st September 2010, 16:08 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by eddtox
You weren't there, man

Or:

"If you remember 8-bit, you weren't there"

"Duke Nukem Whenever"

"Game over, man! Game over!"
thehippoz 21st September 2010, 16:38 Quote
Chicken76 21st September 2010, 16:50 Quote
Slogan: "Eeww...! Is that @stock?!?!!111" (maybe with a stylized figure gasping, preferably female ;) )
Sloth 21st September 2010, 17:26 Quote
Is there any rough/planned date of when these might be for sale?
Sifter3000 21st September 2010, 17:47 Quote
Thanks for all your input! Some great stuff :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloth
Is there any rough/planned date of when these might be for sale?

Should be within a week or so - for the first round. It'll take a bit longer to turn the suggestions in the thread into designs!
Wiremaster 21st September 2010, 18:31 Quote
I like the green one. Also, anything about cheesecake is welcome.
eddtox 21st September 2010, 19:26 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nexxo



"Duke Nukem Whenever"

iLOL'd :D
Sloth 21st September 2010, 20:26 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sifter3000

Should be within a week or so - for the first round. It'll take a bit longer to turn the suggestions in the thread into designs!
Sweet, thanks! Soon, all who come in contact with me will fear Bindi's banhammer!
Podge4 21st September 2010, 20:27 Quote
"lol, wtf, bbl - txt language? yeah right. started in chat rooms since 1994"
Podge4 21st September 2010, 20:33 Quote
i have a t-shirt i made for around the house with the Intel Core2Quad Inside logo on it
nemo 21st September 2010, 22:00 Quote
great posts !

We should have a vote (don't know how though...) :|
TheBlackSwordsMan 21st September 2010, 22:28 Quote
I second the vote, great Idea
ZortB 21st September 2010, 23:19 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by sleepygamer
Veni, Vidi, Venati?

Venatus means game, so I'm probably butchering Latin quite a lot here, but that could mean "I came, I saw, I gamed."?

Too obscure?

"Veni, Vidi, Moddi"
Krayzie_B.o.n.e. 21st September 2010, 23:24 Quote
Hey I got a great idea.......


How about a simple Bit-Tech.Net T-Shirt with the logo on it.

I'd wear that.
javaman 21st September 2010, 23:56 Quote
What about one with the picture of an apple (the fruit) or a mac and a bullet blasting through it with the phrase "bit-tech can even mods macs"
The_Beast 22nd September 2010, 04:34 Quote
I'd like one that say "Bit-Tech.net" in simple or complex letter somewhere on the shirt. For example have whatever logo you want on the front and then "Bit-Tech.net" near the top or the bottom.


Plus, please don't use cheap shirts, if it's a nice shirt that's nice and soft (Aeropostale makes very comfortable shirt) I'll pay extra for it
thomuk 22nd September 2010, 09:25 Quote
I want one that says:

8 Bit Cheesecake!
Taffy 22nd September 2010, 09:33 Quote
Definately a good quality tshirt
definately V neck
Just a simple CPC/bit tech logo on right Breast
The Imod is great but it should read " imod therefore I am"
there are some great Ideas here.
Go for it
Taffy 22nd September 2010, 09:36 Quote
I forgot to add " CPC chimps" with Picture
Sifter3000 22nd September 2010, 12:54 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rogan
Cue 4 boxes of unwanted t-shirts sitting in the labs for years again.

Not true, we're doing print on demand :p
timmythemonkey 22nd September 2010, 13:49 Quote
Some for the folding team:
"Ironing doesn't save lives. Folding does"
"This shirt isn't creased... It's folded!

Given a certain someone's history with dismantling products:
"Bit-Tech - Testing to distruction... sometimes on purpose!"
Xir 22nd September 2010, 13:55 Quote
For the Folding team:
Nevermind the Aliens, we're Folding now!

I don't understand the "if you remember 8 bit, you weren't there" one...I remember 8 bit...and was there
dispie 22nd September 2010, 14:30 Quote
why always colours make it black and i get the mod t shirt :)

Power consumption is irrelavant,
more Mhz is not,
Taffy 22nd September 2010, 15:02 Quote
I remember 4 bit, we've come a long way since then!
i also remember programming with 0 & 1's, dek the halls
perplekks45 22nd September 2010, 16:40 Quote
I'd buy them. Support BT? Always! ;)
Nexxo 22nd September 2010, 16:56 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xir
I don't understand the "if you remember 8 bit, you weren't there" one...I remember 8 bit...and was there
It is a play on a famous Robin Williams (the comedian) quote who said that if you remember the 60's, you weren't there. He was referring to all the drugs that people took in those days.
thehippoz 22nd September 2010, 17:25 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nexxo
It is a play on a famous Robin Williams (the comedian) quote who said that if you remember the 60's, you weren't there. He was referring to all the drugs that people took in those days.

all I remember is commodore sucked :D
Nexxo 22nd September 2010, 17:43 Quote
>Gasp!< Blasphemy!
roosauce 22nd September 2010, 18:24 Quote
Whatever it is, I want it to be esoteric. I want your average punter to think that it is just another random bit of text on a shirt - 'original since 1954' and other blah that can look fine but means nothing.

For the insider, it should make them bust out in laughter. Fermi 100 hot references and the like.

"APUs put the shizzle in floating point"
Throbbi 22nd September 2010, 22:27 Quote
How about a simple one saying "I Survived the Demot Thread!"
Sloth 22nd September 2010, 22:33 Quote
Finally came up with one! Perhaps not the most common reference, but there's a fair deal who frequent it such as myself.

Anyway, on the front have text reading "What's ruining your life right now?"

And on the back read "What currently makes your life awesome?"

Or vice versa.
stonedsurd 22nd September 2010, 23:22 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloth
Finally came up with one! Perhaps not the most common reference, but there's a fair deal who frequent it such as myself.

Anyway, on the front have text reading "What's ruining your life right now?"

And on the back read "What currently makes your life awesome?"

Or vice versa.

;)
iggy 22nd September 2010, 23:23 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sifter3000
Updated it - there's another four or five we've designed, I just wanted to get people's ideas first.

Also, would anyone actually buy the Relix one? Really?

its the only one id consider buying. fear bindis banhammer? lol.
sixfootsideburns 23rd September 2010, 02:08 Quote
"Bit-tech - talk trash and we'll even mod your face with our fists :D"

and it must have a smiley as if we're excited, because we're always excited to mod
Canon 23rd September 2010, 03:07 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by thehippoz
Quote in quote.


I like it. I like it alot.

Alright, couple of ideas, not entirely sure if I am serious with these....

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=932&pictureid=13918
CardJoe 23rd September 2010, 08:24 Quote
++deodorant
Xir 23rd September 2010, 09:19 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nexxo
It is a play on a famous Robin Williams (the comedian) quote who said that if you remember the 60's, you weren't there. He was referring to all the drugs that people took in those days.

Thanks...cleared that one. Doesn't apply to 8-bit though :)
Sifter3000 23rd September 2010, 10:23 Quote
This thread may soon deserve the "100% awesome" tag which was last used... you know when!
Nexxo 23rd September 2010, 10:41 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xir
Thanks...cleared that one. Doesn't apply to 8-bit though :)

If you think that, you weren't there. ;)
stonedsurd 23rd September 2010, 10:48 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sifter3000
This thread may soon deserve the "100% awesome" tag which was last used... you know when!

Don't remind us man :(
roblikesbeer 23rd September 2010, 11:40 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Throbbi
How about a simple one saying "I Survived the Demot Thread!"

If we buy enough of these will you reopen the thread? ;)
CardJoe 23rd September 2010, 12:51 Quote
How about: "GOOGLE < NEXXO" ?
eddtox 23rd September 2010, 13:50 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by CardJoe
How about: "GOOGLE < NEXXO" ?

iLike That one!
kenco_uk 23rd September 2010, 14:27 Quote
Have 'Fear Bindi's Banhammer' in the shape of a hammer. You've nearly got it on that tee, just change the Fear bit to look like the head of a hammer.

F. T. W. = Cheesecake

Cheesecake ftw

General Cheesecake Sale Now On.

So it plays Crysis then?

Demote has been demoted

This is not Sparta, This is Patrick!

Saggy Silicon Tits ftw

The picture that shall not be reposted.

How about a small hologram that shows Bindi's av?
perplekks45 23rd September 2010, 15:24 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by roblikesbeer
If we buy enough of these will you reopen the thread? ;)
Seconded.

Also, yes, we REALLY need a Patrick one!
kenco_uk 23rd September 2010, 15:42 Quote
+ rep

PM'd
kenco_uk 23rd September 2010, 15:49 Quote
Just some images in my album which may throw up inspiration.

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=299&pictureid=6091

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=299&pictureid=3559

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=299&pictureid=3529


Imma sorry but this is the best t-shirt of all time! OF ALL TIME!

Yo dawg, I heard yo like t-shirts, so we put a t-shirt in yo t-shirt so you can mod while you mod!

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=798&pictureid=11670
Bit-tech: never disappoint
Sloth 23rd September 2010, 19:00 Quote
I got another one!

Simply says "Latest Purchases Threads"

You recently purchased it, and it's clothes, and threads is slang for clothes... oh dear, you're not supposed to have to explain good jokes are you?
Nexxo 23rd September 2010, 19:51 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by CardJoe
How about: "GOOGLE < NEXXO" ?

I'd buy one. :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by kenco_uk
So it plays Crysis then?
How about:

"Never mind blending; will it play Crysis?"
Canon 23rd September 2010, 20:08 Quote
Granted, if you've never bought a punk album, watched Dave, lived through the 70s or read up on the pop culture of the 70s, this may be over your head ;)

"Never mind the benchmarks, here's the scores."

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=932&pictureid=13928http://www.burningairlines.com/sidvicious/it3987.jpg
Cheapskate 23rd September 2010, 21:37 Quote
Did anyone ever do a shop of the classic raccoon standing in a doorway pic with harry's head on it? I would buy a shirt of that.

This is a cry for harry shops, BTW. I'd do them, but I have to cut the grass.
StudioRecorder 23rd September 2010, 21:44 Quote
what was tis so called Demot Thread?? bit before my bit-tech time i think :P
Canon 23rd September 2010, 22:14 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by StudioRecorder
what was tis so called Demot Thread?? bit before my bit-tech time i think :P

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=932&pictureid=13930
;)
Nexxo 24th September 2010, 09:10 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Canon
Granted, if you've never bought a punk album, watched Dave, lived through the 70s or read up on the pop culture of the 70s, this may be over your head ;)

"Never mind the benchmarks, here's the scores."

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=932&pictureid=13928http://www.burningairlines.com/sidvicious/it3987.jpg

Epic!
EvilMerc 24th September 2010, 23:46 Quote
I love to (LAN) party!
enciem 25th September 2010, 01:04 Quote
"It's not fallen off, it's modular!"
Jamie 28th September 2010, 11:44 Quote
Sifter3000 28th September 2010, 11:53 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Canon
Granted, if you've never bought a punk album, watched Dave, lived through the 70s or read up on the pop culture of the 70s, this may be over your head ;)

"Never mind the benchmarks, here's the scores."

http://forums.bit-tech.net/picture.php?albumid=932&pictureid=13928http://www.burningairlines.com/sidvicious/it3987.jpg

That is genius!
erratum1 28th September 2010, 23:57 Quote
"I wanted a cpc mug and all I got was this crappy t-shirt".
MaverickWill 29th September 2010, 01:10 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by sleepygamer
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j158/JTLW/HellBent.jpg

At least produce one for Will! xD

I will buy 10. xD
nemo 29th September 2010, 12:55 Quote
"MAXIMUM +REP"
modfx 29th September 2010, 15:21 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by pizzanbeer
Have T Shirts of the month.12 diffrent t shirts.We can never get enough good t shirts.V necks rule :)

Don't forget scoop necks :):):)
kenco_uk 28th October 2010, 13:37 Quote
'I browsed bit-tech and all I got was this rather epic t-shirt'.
tristanperry 28th October 2010, 16:25 Quote
http://www.tristanperry.com/pics/BittechTshirt.jpg

;)

(I nicked the base T-shirt/image from another website but the basic idea is there)
kenco_uk 28th October 2010, 16:57 Quote
Lol :) It'd be cool if it looked like Cyborg internals, but steampunk-ish with a redlining valve.
Fizzban 2nd November 2010, 16:32 Quote
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