What is on that screen?
Posted on 18th Dec 2010 at 12:30 by James Gorbold with 114 comments
One of the first things I do when proof reading an article that is about to be published on bit-tech or Custom PC is check whether the URL at the top of the review does correctly link to the product manufacturer's homepage.
So while proofing the review of the MSI X58A-GD65 motherboard I came across this image which I just had to share with you. It's an advert admitedly, but the artwork is so bizarre that I thought it worth a caption competition.
To get things started, this is what some of the bit-tech/CPC editorial's team suggestions:
1. MSI has installed fans in the screen.
2. He's just seen a video of his parents having sex.
3. He's just seen the first benchmarks of a LGA2011 CPU.
Over to you...
So while proofing the review of the MSI X58A-GD65 motherboard I came across this image which I just had to share with you. It's an advert admitedly, but the artwork is so bizarre that I thought it worth a caption competition.
To get things started, this is what some of the bit-tech/CPC editorial's team suggestions:
1. MSI has installed fans in the screen.
2. He's just seen a video of his parents having sex.
3. He's just seen the first benchmarks of a LGA2011 CPU.
Over to you...
114 Comments
Discuss in the forums Reply"Slogan so bad it'll destroy your computer!"
or the price of one?
As for the image:
You know when you're watching, err, 'sexual education' videos and your about to reach your peak, then the camera suddenly switches to the bloke's face? This is the face you make.
Imagine if this was actually the official slogan.
Just me that thinks that dude has a passing resemblance to Felix Gaeta from BSG?
I wouldn't be surprised if you find that image on a sticker attached to a graphics card... frankly the images printed on graphics cards are ridiculous (Busty elven women, etc)
Lol. . . I think only Few gets that "It's OVER 9000!!!"
Anyways. . .
1. MSI has installed fans in the screen.
2. He's just seen a video of his parents having sex.
3. He's just seen the first benchmarks of a LGA2011 CPU.
4. He's just seen his own face in the monitor through web-cam.
5. The Monitor is releasing radioactive gamma rays & has been exposed therefore he got cancer. . . (lol)
6. The Laptops battery pack is made of unshielded nuclear reactor and got exposed to radiation
7. He's Glowing because of number 5 & 6 (Irradiated)
8. The Battery Pack that is made of nuclear reactor overheats & causing a nuclear meltdown therefore a nuclear explosion in his face.
Or if it switches to the other guy's face?
(i've got a sick sense of humour, i know ^^)
- Obviously.
Who proof's the proof reader?.....oh yeah that will be us..:)
" the most fun you can have on your own!"
must be have a fat line of ketamine or down a few Jägerbombs because you are not doing a good job :)
I agree. Clearly it's a still from a new WTF Boom vid, ready to grace them interwebz any day now.
For clarity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU
DO NOT POST IT!
2. His game just got amplified
On the outer hand "Huhh? Vista!! in this day and age!!!?
He then realized he couldn't fit through such a small hole.
This face ensued.
MIND BLOWN
I thought I got lucky seeing this guy in a Newegg Newletter
WTF man
oh, two girls... ice cream, not baad..
oh wait, thats not ice cream?!
I think the caption should be... "OMFG - DOESNT ANYONE KNOCK ANYMOAR?!"
what this is here is a picture of a young man being caught in the act by his annoying sister who will now post the image on the internets - or in this case...send it to Nvida so it can get used as the face of their marketting campaign - which the evil sister will/can use to blackmail the brother for the rest of his pocket and lunch money for the next 20years.
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epic sauce
Good one :)
"Would you like help with that?"
http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FCkxy29UskE/RjOAfOGKg2I/AAAAAAAAAv4/EfPPX_eMekQ/s200/clippy.png&sa=X&ei=CCQOTeenIY6L4gaeqOCEAg&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNEzCTuwrz7ofkUsDs5acmUN6q0eDg
actually - thats not as difficult as you think - one of the Major Fatal1ty players has already gone under (Abit) the only companies that ive seen release Fatal1ty products are Zalman and Creative - XFX did do a partnership with some of their Nvida 8x00 series cards but thats about it.
I was just being sarcastic for the caption :)
3D so real, it'll make your laptop ejaculate with you! :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKHzCJY9zNY
"In the pasta three yeas!"
"Will it Play Crysis on Full?"
SIMPLIFIED.......YOUR LAME.
LET THE SPARKS FLY NERDY GUY!!
"MSI, screens so bright you'll scream with joy and perhaps a little bit of terror"
"MSI, so shiny it will make macbooks look like a piece of ****"
"MSI - Orgasmic. According to most hetoralsexual males"
I may have missed the point of this. Mainly because I like my theme more than the requested!
OW! Bright light, bright light!
... at the MSI windfarm.
... wait... is that the Doctor?
... now includes an LHC module!
Bit-tech proof reads its articles?!