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What is on that screen?

Posted on 18th Dec 2010 at 12:30 by James Gorbold with 114 comments

James Gorbold
One of the first things I do when proof reading an article that is about to be published on bit-tech or Custom PC is check whether the URL at the top of the review does correctly link to the product manufacturer's homepage.

So while proofing the review of the MSI X58A-GD65 motherboard I came across this image which I just had to share with you. It's an advert admitedly, but the artwork is so bizarre that I thought it worth a caption competition.

What is on that screen? *What is on that screen?

To get things started, this is what some of the bit-tech/CPC editorial's team suggestions:

1. MSI has installed fans in the screen.

2. He's just seen a video of his parents having sex.

3. He's just seen the first benchmarks of a LGA2011 CPU.

Over to you...

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M7ck 18th December 2010, 13:38 Quote
He just got jammed in his trouser zipper
Greentrident 18th December 2010, 13:38 Quote
How about

"Slogan so bad it'll destroy your computer!"
PegasusM 18th December 2010, 13:39 Quote
Quote:
3. He's just seen the first benchmarks of a LGA2011 CPU.

or the price of one?
r3loaded 18th December 2010, 13:46 Quote
He just saw the total cost of Pete J's rig
RedFlames 18th December 2010, 13:50 Quote
he's just had a laptop with SLI'd 480s on his lap...
Autti 18th December 2010, 13:56 Quote
4chan is on the internet now
billysielu 18th December 2010, 13:59 Quote
"omg we have 1.1 trillion national debt"
FelixTech 18th December 2010, 14:02 Quote
New facehugger technology allows desk-free laptop usage.
John_T 18th December 2010, 14:02 Quote
While surfing the Wikileaks website, Bob discovers that Tron was based on a real life story...
LeMaltor 18th December 2010, 14:17 Quote
Looks like he has stuck strings of cotton onto his screen, then been bitten in the nuts by an egyptian shark.
Frohicky1 18th December 2010, 14:20 Quote
"Over 9000!!!"
GregTheRotter 18th December 2010, 14:28 Quote
He just ejaculated onto his brand new card, and had it backfire into his face.
Pete J 18th December 2010, 14:32 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by r3loaded
He just saw the total cost of Pete J's rig
Please don't remind me! I could've had a very decent car by now!

As for the image:

You know when you're watching, err, 'sexual education' videos and your about to reach your peak, then the camera suddenly switches to the bloke's face? This is the face you make.
jimmyjj 18th December 2010, 14:34 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by GregTheRotter
He just ejaculated onto his brand new card, and had it backfire into his face.

Imagine if this was actually the official slogan.
chocolateraisins 18th December 2010, 14:38 Quote
I think hes more shocked that his laptop is flying in front of him, possessed and sending out tentacles to rip his face off..
The Bodger 18th December 2010, 14:48 Quote
The GX660: The only laptop that opens a portal into the heart of the Large Hadron Collider.
RichCreedy 18th December 2010, 15:00 Quote
**** this 3d is awesome, sparks coming out of screen
digitaldunc 18th December 2010, 15:09 Quote
Just discovered 2 girls 1 cup?

Just me that thinks that dude has a passing resemblance to Felix Gaeta from BSG?

I wouldn't be surprised if you find that image on a sticker attached to a graphics card... frankly the images printed on graphics cards are ridiculous (Busty elven women, etc)
Bloody_Pete 18th December 2010, 15:13 Quote
'Now with SCREEN FIREWORKS'
Almightyrastus 18th December 2010, 15:18 Quote
"OH MY GOD, She's a dude!!!"
bagman 18th December 2010, 15:28 Quote
i think it is a mix of 3d and ambx lighting effects
Chappy 18th December 2010, 15:55 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frohicky1
"Over 9000!!!"

Lol. . . I think only Few gets that "It's OVER 9000!!!"

Anyways. . .

1. MSI has installed fans in the screen.

2. He's just seen a video of his parents having sex.

3. He's just seen the first benchmarks of a LGA2011 CPU.

4. He's just seen his own face in the monitor through web-cam.

5. The Monitor is releasing radioactive gamma rays & has been exposed therefore he got cancer. . . (lol)

6. The Laptops battery pack is made of unshielded nuclear reactor and got exposed to radiation

7. He's Glowing because of number 5 & 6 (Irradiated)

8. The Battery Pack that is made of nuclear reactor overheats & causing a nuclear meltdown therefore a nuclear explosion in his face.
fingerbob69 18th December 2010, 16:07 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete J
Quote:
Originally Posted by r3loaded
He just saw the total cost of Pete J's rig
Please don't remind me! I could've had a very decent car by now!

As for the image:

You know when you're watching, err, 'sexual education' videos and your about to reach your peak, then the camera suddenly switches to the bloke's face? This is the face you make.

Or if it switches to the other guy's face?
Evildead666 18th December 2010, 16:35 Quote
"Drugs are bad, M'kay..."
hirezo 18th December 2010, 16:43 Quote
he found his mother's swinging site... and his brother was subscribed to the very graphic newsletter :+(

(i've got a sick sense of humour, i know ^^)
t1alek 18th December 2010, 16:52 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frohicky1
"Over 9000!!!"

- Obviously.
Hustler 18th December 2010, 16:56 Quote
"One of the first things I do when proof reading an article that is about to be published on bit-tech or Custom PC "


Who proof's the proof reader?.....oh yeah that will be us..:)
liratheal 18th December 2010, 17:09 Quote
The 3D screen took porn to new, scarier, heights.
SuicideNeil 18th December 2010, 17:18 Quote
Goatse.
VikArmo 18th December 2010, 17:29 Quote
'Holy **** - You're NOT a woman!!!!!!!'
sub routine 18th December 2010, 17:33 Quote
whatever he`s got in his hands? slogan would have to be

" the most fun you can have on your own!"
Star*Dagger 18th December 2010, 17:42 Quote
I didn't get by the comedic line about B-T people proofing anything. The only proof floating around the office there is 100 proof Irish whiskey!
Woodspoon 18th December 2010, 17:47 Quote
"OH MY GOD! Duke Nukem Forever has been released!"
Ending Credits 18th December 2010, 17:47 Quote
He just touched a fermi heatsink.
mrbens 18th December 2010, 17:53 Quote
Quote:
One of the first things I do when proof reading an article

must be have a fat line of ketamine or down a few Jägerbombs because you are not doing a good job :)
Lockon Stratos 18th December 2010, 17:55 Quote
He was watching the Episode of IT crowd where the soldering iron set the office on fire and they tried to hide it by punching out the screen of the laptop and pretending the fire was in fact a screen saver - and he was just about to come up with the idea to EMAIL the emergency services for help but Chris beat him to the crunch and he was like WTF NO WAiiiiiiiI!!!!!
StoneyMahoney 18th December 2010, 17:55 Quote
He's doing the gamer version of the All-Black's Haka.
bob_lewis 18th December 2010, 18:02 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frohicky1
"Over 9000!!!"

I agree. Clearly it's a still from a new WTF Boom vid, ready to grace them interwebz any day now.
Steelez 18th December 2010, 18:07 Quote
"there's 2 girls.. shouldn't they get a cup each.. whaaaaa!?"
Ayrto 18th December 2010, 18:10 Quote
He's playing the first non console port of this millennium.
FelixTech 18th December 2010, 18:57 Quote
As Frank slammed on the brakes, time seemed to slow down. As his laptop flew past, he could make out every one of the 60 frames per second in exquisite detail.
frontline 18th December 2010, 19:02 Quote
"WTF, It comes with Ubuntu?!!!"
mrbens 18th December 2010, 19:09 Quote
He's shouting: " WHAT? Bit-tech has a proof reader????!" hehe ;)
thehippoz 18th December 2010, 19:11 Quote
was warrior while reading one of eltons posts
Artanix 18th December 2010, 19:44 Quote
"NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOURRRRR, OHH MY GOOODDD."


For clarity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU
fragg3r 18th December 2010, 20:41 Quote
"3D puke included"
cgthomas 18th December 2010, 21:10 Quote
His parents having fun plus you're hinting you have the LGA2011 benchmarks ;)
crayfish 18th December 2010, 21:11 Quote
Achoooooo!!
MaverickWill 18th December 2010, 21:16 Quote
Anyone else remember THAT picture of the woman in the bikini? Yeah, that.

DO NOT POST IT!
Spreadie 18th December 2010, 21:35 Quote
All his base, are no longer belong to him ;)
Blademrk 18th December 2010, 21:37 Quote
"Gorden's Alive!"
docodine 18th December 2010, 21:38 Quote
1. Bass just dropped

2. His game just got amplified
echeb 18th December 2010, 22:00 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by frontline
"WTF, It comes with Ubuntu?!!!"

On the outer hand "Huhh? Vista!! in this day and age!!!?
echeb 18th December 2010, 22:03 Quote
"OMG!! it CAN play crysis!!!"
Tattysnuc 18th December 2010, 22:31 Quote
This 3d porn looks TOO realistic!
Haserath 18th December 2010, 22:43 Quote
The laptop opened a portal to an alternate universe where Valve released Half Life 3.

He then realized he couldn't fit through such a small hole.

This face ensued.
Remeniz 18th December 2010, 23:19 Quote
"GX660 - Amplify Your Game, Amplify Your Manhood"
Penfold101 18th December 2010, 23:57 Quote
"Oh yeah, bird getting spit roasted, nice one... Oh, wait - no, don't you touch him, that's her job! No, nooooooooooooooo........"
Wicked_Sludge 19th December 2010, 00:08 Quote
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"
knuck 19th December 2010, 01:56 Quote
/FREE CHEESECAKE ?



MIND BLOWN
yougotkicked 19th December 2010, 03:52 Quote
just saw how his modeling agent reused that picture from his work with 6 flags...
llamafur 19th December 2010, 04:47 Quote
He got tested for STDs.
Fizzl 19th December 2010, 05:10 Quote
Buy our products or this man will eat your laptop.
Lazy_Amp 19th December 2010, 05:26 Quote
http://i51.tinypic.com/2cdy03n.jpg

I thought I got lucky seeing this guy in a Newegg Newletter

WTF man
Wicked_Sludge 19th December 2010, 07:14 Quote
^ that ones easy. its obviously an HP notebook and hes just glad it made it past POST.
VoiceHorn 19th December 2010, 07:35 Quote
"wait, where is she going?.... CHRIS HANSEN!? OH $*** escape escape escape!"
Artanix 19th December 2010, 08:19 Quote
2 girls one cup? whats this about?
oh, two girls... ice cream, not baad..

oh wait, thats not ice cream?!
centy 19th December 2010, 09:49 Quote
"ffs again! anybody know MSI support number?"
wardogz 19th December 2010, 10:18 Quote
GX660! it will blow your mind!! ( one way or another).
crayfish 19th December 2010, 10:31 Quote
Aeris?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
neonplanet40 19th December 2010, 11:04 Quote
"Should have gone to specsavers!"
eternum 19th December 2010, 11:16 Quote
Computer Bukkake!
BioSniper 19th December 2010, 11:29 Quote
He just got Rick Roll'd
andrew8200m 19th December 2010, 11:35 Quote
OMG... Blue waffle.
Coach 19th December 2010, 11:58 Quote
A new gameplay feedback system, he's just been electrocuted because he got his login wrong.
Lockon Stratos 19th December 2010, 14:20 Quote
you know what - Look at the screen - then look at his face - then look where his hand is going - then look back at his face - then look at his screen - then look back at his face.....

I think the caption should be... "OMFG - DOESNT ANYONE KNOCK ANYMOAR?!"

what this is here is a picture of a young man being caught in the act by his annoying sister who will now post the image on the internets - or in this case...send it to Nvida so it can get used as the face of their marketting campaign - which the evil sister will/can use to blackmail the brother for the rest of his pocket and lunch money for the next 20years.

----

epic sauce
BadHead 19th December 2010, 14:51 Quote
He's just seen the 'two girls and a cup' video. :)
mrbens 19th December 2010, 16:08 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by echeb
"OMG!! it CAN play crysis!!!"

Good one :)
Stevenm56 19th December 2010, 16:19 Quote
He just discovered that he could get two LoL CatZ for the price of one
LatinSpirit 19th December 2010, 17:43 Quote
He has just found out a company NOT sponsoring Fatal1ty
B1GBUD 19th December 2010, 18:24 Quote
OMFG!! The Demotivational Thread has been unlocked!!
Lockon Stratos 19th December 2010, 20:54 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by LatinSpirit
He has just found out a company NOT sponsoring Fatal1ty

actually - thats not as difficult as you think - one of the Major Fatal1ty players has already gone under (Abit) the only companies that ive seen release Fatal1ty products are Zalman and Creative - XFX did do a partnership with some of their Nvida 8x00 series cards but thats about it.
LatinSpirit 19th December 2010, 21:56 Quote
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockon Stratos
Quote:
Originally Posted by LatinSpirit
He has just found out a company NOT sponsoring Fatal1ty

actually - thats not as difficult as you think - one of the Major Fatal1ty players has already gone under (Abit) the only companies that ive seen release Fatal1ty products are Zalman and Creative - XFX did do a partnership with some of their Nvida 8x00 series cards but thats about it.

I was just being sarcastic for the caption :)
isaac12345 19th December 2010, 22:43 Quote
Considering where his hand is and that the room is dark -

3D so real, it'll make your laptop ejaculate with you! :P
mecblade 19th December 2010, 23:01 Quote
OMFG, I've deleted my WoW account! WOOOOOOOT! My addiction is cured!
s3v3n 20th December 2010, 01:45 Quote
He's watching the MSI/Dynaudio commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKHzCJY9zNY

"In the pasta three yeas!"
paisa666 20th December 2010, 02:00 Quote
"GX 660 Amplify your Game (HL2: Episode 3 included)"
hirezo 20th December 2010, 03:32 Quote
"The new GX660, get the BEST BANG for your buck. She'll totally agree!"
BRAWL 20th December 2010, 09:28 Quote
The Internet... .fraping your face now IRL!
Deathwalker1701 20th December 2010, 14:16 Quote
hes seen on yourtube someone takeing all the mince pies
Farfalho 20th December 2010, 15:24 Quote
Suprise Buttsecks, obviously! His face looks like he's hurting somewhere xD
Unknownsock 20th December 2010, 18:03 Quote
3D so real and intense it will 'love' you!
Sloth 20th December 2010, 18:13 Quote
This must be how Relix watches pron.
DLDeadbolt 20th December 2010, 18:27 Quote
What happens when Hentai meets Laptop Manufacturing
mi1ez 20th December 2010, 18:31 Quote
"3D so realistic, the bullets actually come out of the screen!"
Locknload 20th December 2010, 21:02 Quote
The New MSI Laptop.

"Will it Play Crysis on Full?"

SIMPLIFIED.......YOUR LAME.

LET THE SPARKS FLY NERDY GUY!!
outlawaol 20th December 2010, 21:22 Quote
"MSI, so powerful light rays, squares and light orbs will shoot out and impale you in the face"

"MSI, screens so bright you'll scream with joy and perhaps a little bit of terror"

"MSI, so shiny it will make macbooks look like a piece of ****"

"MSI - Orgasmic. According to most hetoralsexual males"

I may have missed the point of this. Mainly because I like my theme more than the requested!
d_stilgar 20th December 2010, 23:12 Quote
It's not a computer screen, it's a mirror. I'd be screaming too.
Aragon Speed 21st December 2010, 02:38 Quote
Something all nocturnal gamers suffer from:-

OW! Bright light, bright light!
Kris 21st December 2010, 08:42 Quote
(amplify your game)

... at the MSI windfarm.
... wait... is that the Doctor?
... now includes an LHC module!
Da_Rude_Baboon 21st December 2010, 11:56 Quote
I have the perfect one...

Bit-tech proof reads its articles?!
Digibull 21st December 2010, 12:56 Quote
"Attack of the 3D Graphics!"
saspro 21st December 2010, 13:12 Quote
That's no moon!
mecblade 21st December 2010, 13:31 Quote
I think he's just seen the size of the motherboard gigabyte's planning to release.
LatinSpirit 21st December 2010, 13:44 Quote
He overclocked it by 1.21 Gigahertz and hit 88 fps......
lobster_johnson 22nd December 2010, 05:13 Quote
The GX660's face-blasting technology will blow you away. Even the strongest competition can't beat this machine. Your mouth will open this wide in amazement!
Stonerd 22nd December 2010, 17:06 Quote
"Bruce Willis is dead!? The man on the floor is Jigsaw and he is alive!?The narrator and Tyler Durden are the same person!? Leia is Luke’s sister and Darth Vader is their father!? Kint is Soze and the whole story he tells the police is made up!?"
Chappy 23rd December 2010, 11:33 Quote
OMG! Buy 1, Take 1 "!"O_o"!"
LatinSpirit 23rd December 2010, 13:37 Quote
Is it the magical aura people see just before being hit by Bindi's Banhammer(tm)?
Ahadihunter1 4th July 2011, 13:40 Quote
The man has seen Chuck Norris give him light of spirituality... in the internet.
Ahadihunter1 4th July 2011, 13:42 Quote
This man just seen Chuck norris on youtube...
Ahadihunter1 4th July 2011, 13:44 Quote
OOOOOH HOOO MYYY GOOOD CRYSIS 3D
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